Chuck Norris

[MyOwnDemon]

Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.

Chuck Norris walked into McDonalds, ordered a whopper, and got one.

When Chuck Norris was a kid, he made his mother eat his vegetables.

There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who've never met Chuck Norris.

(Yeah Norris jokes are old, but still funny.)

 

[ChrisS]

(Yeah Norris jokes are old, but still funny.)

Yeah, I bet we could come up with some new ones. I'll take a crack at it...


Chuck Norris signed up for Acai Max Cleanse and had $120 deposited into his account the next week.

 

[Uzzz]

Yeah, I bet we could come up with some new ones. I'll take a crack at it...


Chuck Norris signed up for Acai Max Cleanse and had $120 deposited into his account the next week.

Chuck Norris started a "Hi GUYZ, IM NEW TO WF" thread and got + repped. ... For good measure he then gave a roundhouse kick to the ban hammer.

 

[DrewClement]

Google doesn't slap Chuck Norris.....Chuck Norris slaps Google.

 

[nvanprooyen]

did I just walk into 2005?

Sorta what I was thinking, lol.

 

[jackie]

Chuck Norris is so hardcore that he doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his gun!