Chuck Norris
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Wow, the 'no-humor-nazis' are out in force.
Chuck Norris beat Portal...without a portal gun.
There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris beat Portal...without a portal gun.
There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris dosent have a calendar. If he did, all 12 months would be pictures of him.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the darks afraid of Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool, the water doesn't get Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gets the water
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Burgerking and Wendys was born
When the boogyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't fall towards the earth, Chuck Norris pulls the Earth towards him
Want a list of Chuck Norris's Enemies? Just Look at the extinct list.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool, the water doesn't get Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gets the water
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Burgerking and Wendys was born
When the boogyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't fall towards the earth, Chuck Norris pulls the Earth towards him
Want a list of Chuck Norris's Enemies? Just Look at the extinct list.
While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
1. When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
3. The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
3. The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
Dafuck? Isn't it supposed to be "When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris". Can't remember for sure because this shit is pretty old. Although I thought it was funny when my son came home form school one day telling me Chuck Norris jokes, and I asked him if he knew who Chuck Norris was, he said "Who?".
