Don't give up so easily. A couple of things you can do ...Looks like as long as I'm in CA, I'm paying it or taking too big of a risk. Or possibly have a relative own the business elsewhere, but I don't want to get into that.
1. If you have an Internet business headquartered in say Nevada, and most of your revenue comes from outside California, you should be fine even if you live in Cali and work remotely. For example if you're an affiliate and all your revenue comes from networks that aren't in California, you're fine. If you have an ecommerce site and most of your sales are to people that aren't in California, you should be fine, etc. etc. You'd want to talk to professionals for your own peace of mind.
2. Seriously consider using a C Corp. Just do your accounting properly so that at the end of the year your corporation's net income is roughly zero (i.e. all profits are paid to you via salary, paid out as expenses to other entities in other states, etc.) This is very simple stuff, and all you'd have to pay is the $800 franchise tax.
When you start making "good" money this isn't really even an issue. If you have a Cali LLC with revenues of 1-5 million, you only pay about ~6k in franchise taxes, which is peanuts. If your revenues are 500k or less it's only $900 plus the $800 or $1700 total. I don't know about you but it's not worth it to me to jump through a bunch of hoops and extra hassle just to save a few grand.