Alright, folks - it's here. I hope your Angus has been peppered. I changed my mind and decided to go with Grindstone's idea because the idea of making money is appealing to me. I got slapped with a couple more paternity suits as a result of ASW, so I need the extra cash. Next contest we can rank for "Grindstone's cock."
This is an SEO contest with a bonus prize for whoever generates the most revenue. There will be FIVE (5) keywords to rank for. These will be given to the contest participants only.
You will earn points daily based upon your where you rank on Google (as seen in Rank Checker Ace). Kaedus has graciously offered to be a neutral 3rd party and will be keeping track of these stats.
Ranking #1 gets you 10 points, #2 gets 9 points, etc. all the way to #10 which is worth 1 point.
The goal: Get to ranking as many of the money terms as you can. Which ones have higher competition? Which ones have staying power? Which ones can you keep high for a longer period of time?
Revenue goal: Bank as much as you can with the offer we'll be running.
The rules:
- Follow the honor system: Don't be a dick. This is a friendly contest to test our skills, and we're trusting that you'll follow these rules.
- Start date: July 1, 12:00am Pacific Time
- End date: August 31, 11:59pm Pacific Time
- If you have not yet done so, sign up for Above All Offers ASAP.
- $25 entry fee. 100% of these funds will go to the prize pool.
- You must register a brand-new domain for this contest. No restrictions on keywords - but it MUST be brand new.
- 1 domain and website will be counted for ranking and revenue purposes. Only 1 site may generate revenue for the contest - your main domain. If you want to make $$ with other sites, you can - just remove the subID so it's not counted in stats. Please.
- Use "Wickedfire1" as the subID for the offer we will run. Only conversion counts with the Wickedfire1 subid and traffic type SEO selected will be used in the reporting on the contest. If at any time you want to abandon the contest but want to continue making money change or remove the subid
- Stats will count as of the final update from RankCheckerAce the morning of September 1 (for August 31st rankings)
- All traffic generated must be via SEO only. If you are found to have purchased traffic or done anything other than SEO, you will be raped.
The offer:
With Above All Offers
Alert ID:
https://alertid.com/aao/lander2.asp
https://alertid.com/aao/lander5.asp
https://www.alertid.com/aao/lander4.asp
Offer ids: 3112, 3210, 3180, 3209, 3181
Payout $1.60/signup
According to Eli: "AlertID is a free public safety service that allows people to put in their addresses and email addresses to subscribe to Amber alerts(Pedobear approved), weather and tornado alerts (I'm looking at you Oklahoma), and lets people know when pedophiles and other criminals move into your neighborhood (pace). The name of the game with AlertID is pure volume. Single optin no quality checks no chargebacks. Ridiculously easy to convert and multiple landers available for every keyword. It's a great way to make money+show off your SEO E-peen on WF+troll your neighborhoods in a good make them safer kind of way."
Prizes:
(IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADD ANYTHING ELSE PLZ LET ME KNOW)
1st Place
- 75% of cash prize pool
- A mystery box from Above All Offers with all kinds of crazy-ass shit inside from Eli. "I'll decorate it as a Wickedfire surprise box and fill it with A. Hundo-aire cash. B. As much weird and cool shit from around the world as i can fit. Obviously there will be pressure to open the box when you get it and reveal the contents on the forum for everyone's amusement."
- Five (5) 1oz silver coins from mont7071 (today's value ~$92.70)
- A custom infograph + promotion ($147 value) from p0ck3taces at Infographic Design As Low As $397 With Distribution | InfographDesign.Com
- A regular CSS Breeze package for a legit money site from thehobbster
- A pic of whatever you want written on a girl's bare titties (sponsored by Dwight Schrute and HBWA
2nd Place
- 15% of prize pool
- A regular CSS Breeze package for a legit money site from thehobbster
- A pic of whatever you want written on a girl's bare titties (sponsored by Dwight Schrute and HBWA
3rd Place
- 10% of prize pool
- A regular CSS Breeze package for a legit money site from thehobbster
- A pic of whatever you want written on a girl's bare titties (sponsored by Dwight Schrute and HBWA
*****To the whoever gets the most revenue you win an extra-special bonus prize from our title sponsor, Above All Offers including but not limited to A SPECIAL SUPER AMAZING MYSTERY BOX WITH PRIZES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND*****
OK DWIGHT YOU FUCKER, I WANT TO START, WAT DO?
Step 1. Post in this thread that you are in. GIFs are preferred.
Step 2. Sign up for Above All Offers ASAP.
Step 3. I will PM you the PayPal address for entry fee.
Step 4. You will be sent the 5 money keywords.
Step 5. You may register your domain NO EARLIER than June 28th (12:00pm Pacific Time) - that gives you 24 hours from this post.
Step 6. Get to work.
I know I probably missed a bunch of shit, so I will do my best to clarify in this thread. PLEASE take it easy on me. <3
Thank you for participating, and may Matt Cutts use lubrication before penetrating your anus.
Love,
Dwight
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