You know she's like 40, right?
Actually no
Strange, I could have sworn it from your pictures and the way you desperately market yourself to all the basement-dwelling virgins around here.
Actually no but please feel free to DIAF now.
I'm sorry if my presence here makes you uncomfortable. Rest assured all of the cyber-dick here is yours for the taking, no need to get your panties in a knot.
I'm sorry if my presence here makes you uncomfortable. Rest assured all of the cyber-dick here is yours for the taking, no need to get your panties in a knot.
Let me guess, next you'll call me a virgin and then regale us all with a tale of how you knocked over a 7-11 with your meth dealer?