I suppose you also like fat chicks
bought one like that about 2 years ago for around a grand. I really hate the toy tires on most scooters and this one's rims make all the difference Honestly, it's a relatively fun ride for light movement in hot & dry months. Worth the money & you'll save a ton in gas (>90mpg).
So I weigh >200 ... mine is 150 & Little Rock's hills are probably tiny compared to SF's. Go the 250cc route.
get a honda ruckus. only moped that isnt gay.