A website to make designers cry...

Welcome to WickedFire Ling!



For the rest of you doubting if it's the real Ling: the email address used is from her domain, and the IP resolves to Gateshead. So, if it isn't really Ling, it's a VERY dedicated troll. Pretty sure she's the real deal.
 


Mike said:
Welcome to WickedFire Ling!



For the rest of you doubting if it's the real Ling: the email address used is from her domain, and the IP resolves to Gateshead. So, if it isn't really Ling, it's a VERY dedicated troll. Pretty sure she's the real deal.
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If that's the case. Welcome to the boards Ling.

Good job on proving us wrong at the very helm of what we build everyday.

Usability and User Interface Consultants must've had a part of them die after reading this.
 
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This is amazing. Ling #1!




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Google Spider Food --->
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Why so many monitors?
Each operative has two 28" monitors (except Jamie who is the Mac fag),



[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Stop regarding website as a "thing". Regard it as real life, alive, like an animal or pet. You need to feed website EVERY day! Maybe like pet spider.[/FONT]



If you are lucky, you get STRAWBERRY Werther!
DANGER!
causes big shit!



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In my opinion I like things to flash like fuck. Good for the brain.



It is "biiii-yatch", sheesh. Please get insult pronunciation correct. Also, if you remember... the "GOOKS" won the war, back in 'nam.



Hmmm, are you another weird Pakistanian? I think you lot are sexually repressed at birth. Ignore my boobs, get yourself an arranged wife.



If you think there are excessive amounts of shit, use a wet-wipe on your face as you look at it, Paul. There is nothing "up" with my missile truck, it is just fine :) Who cares about bandwidth? - get broadband! Epileptics cannot drive cars, so site is not designed to cure epileptics. They should visit doctor, not my site. Good day to YOU.
 
medway said:
She had good turnover but Duncan pointed out her profit wasn't that great.
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Unfortunately "Duncan" was talking shit. You believe what you see on TV. Dragons' Den is entertainment show, not factual.

The BBC and I gave him wrong figures to look at to kick him off. My real figures are now posted at Companies House. Net Profit last year in excess of £100k. I think that's OK, from my cuddly website.

Ling
 
LINGsCARS said:
Unfortunately "Duncan" was talking shit. You believe what you see on TV. Dragons' Den is entertainment show, not factual.

The BBC and I gave him wrong figures to look at to kick him off. My real figures are now posted at Companies House. Net Profit last year in excess of £100k. I think that's OK, from my cuddly website.

Ling
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I bet you could double that with some GoogleHammer Optimization.
 
LINGsCARS said:
Net Profit last year in excess of £100k. I think that's OK, from my cuddly website.
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~$160k USD to deal with that many employees, is honestly pretty shit.

Come back when you're making significantly more than a well paid professional.
 
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