I'm sorry Olesh999, I'm a serial lurker but you've inspired me to make my first post on Wickedfire.
I think the solution here is to get a sharpie and write Wickedfire across your breasts. Next get on your webcam, flash your boobs and yell "I am not a fat indian, I am OLESH999!". Save out the video and post it here, then you will make us all look like the fools that we are.
Bless you.
S9x