A local escort wants to buy my fixed gear...

lschmidt

lschmidt

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I listed my bike for sale on craigslist today, and posted my cell number. I got a text message tonight from somebody asking to test ride the bike. Definitely not a bot.

I google the phone number, and I get a full page of results from this black chick who is offering her escort services on classified sites like backpage, complete with pictures. I would post her photo, but then somebody would tineye the pic and do something stupid with the phone number.

Anyways, is there any possible scenario other than an escort wants to buy my bike? That just seems really strange. I'm trying to imagine how and why some craigslist bot would pull this off.
 


What I would do if I were you

I would give the bike free but first let her work on my boddy 20-30 times ( depends on the bike )

hahaha :D

Anyway, that's normal and you should meet up with her or at least make a call to see how serious she is .
 
She sure do want a test ride badly it seems.. both the bike and owner.
The worse thing that could happen is that she offers you her ass, instead of cash.
Definitely don't agree to it.. First get the cash. Then bargain for her Ass separately..

These chicks have their way though.. Like those strippers..
My First time to a strip club, I carried my ATM card. BIG Fucking Mistake, even though I got a free cover for the next visit using the ATM stub.
Now I only carry enough cash that I am willing to spend.. I have only borrowed money from my friends once, but only because that time I fall in love with one of the strippers.

Don't fall in love with her.. I know you like Black ass and all that but stilll...

PS; Don't forget to Tip her :-)
 
why do you have a fixed gear bike in the first place....

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Jameel said:
why do you have a fixed gear bike in the first place....
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I also have a road bike, triathlon bike, and a single speed 26-er. I race a lot, but I used the fixie for riding around town. I use brakes too, unlike the hipster d-bags.

Anyways..I gave her a list of times to come test ride it. We'll see what happens.
 
she probably makes more money than you in a day lol

shes got that cash money and its burning a hole in her pocket!

mark the bike up an extra $150 and send me $100 and keep the $50 for yourself.
 
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she probably makes more money than you in a day lol

shes got that cash money and its burning a hole in her pocket!

mark the bike up an extra $150 and send me $100 and keep the $50 for yourself.
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This reminds me of a story I heard first hand about a dudes ex girlfriend

To cut a long story short, she was a part-time pole dancing instructor who ended up teaching pole dancing to strippers. Some of the strippers said she go and work, she would earn heaps of money. Her and her boyfriend talked about it and they decided that she needed $8k to pay for her tuition (she was doing a law degree) and after she earned $8k, she would stop.

She earned $8k in 3 days...

Of course, she fell in love with the money, kept doing it, cheating on him with a customer and he spent a year with his head fucked up because of it.
 
lschmidt said:
I also have a road bike, triathlon bike, and a single speed 26-er. I race a lot, but I used the fixie for riding around town. I use brakes too, unlike the hipster d-bags.

Anyways..I gave her a list of times to come test ride it. We'll see what happens.
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What kind of road bike?

Specialized Tarmac rider here...

And you do realize that hookers are 'real people' too right? They just have an alternative way of earning a living... Maybe her boyfriend wants one or she needs it to get in shape?
 
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