A local escort wants to buy my fixed gear...

After reading so much dumbfuckery in this thread and others I'm officially retiring from the STS section...

And in my final act I'll point out the obvious:

1. Who cares if she's black? If that's a big deal to you you need to turn on ESPN and MSNBC. Black people are everywhere, even in the Oval Office!

2. Who gives a shit what she does for a living? Are you her brother or paying her bills? Ahh, thought so.

3. Do you really need to report this back to an Internet forum? Are you one of those guys who doesn't shut the fuck up in the office? Or are you someone who genuinely thinks that meeting someone in the adult services industry is worth sharing with the whole goddamn world? If so you might want to bring a camcorder when you pop your cherry, don't want to miss that mindblowing experience and I'm sure you'd think that we'd give a shit... Which if anyone here does they're just as petty as you.

Don't bother responding to this because one, I don't give a shit and two, I don't give a shit.

Fuck you and your petty kind and fuck me too for wasting my time for the past half year reading this godforsaken section. All of you motherfuckers need therapy.

Hungover?