$1million in just 7 Days?

[SevenYearItch]

Forumsmen,

Hypothetical situation.

Let say you were kidnapped, gagged, tied and pissed on...

Seriously, I want all of you to take your minds into that dark place. I need you all to activate that shitty little portion of your brain that you never thought was useful..

Imagine you were blindsided by some blood thirsty rapscallions, held captive in some god awful masturbation chamber.. and told that your only route to freedom was to devise the most bone-chilling.. liver tingling.. penis clinching method to make $1million in a week.

what would you come up with?

 

[than_west]

Pewep, I'd hire you to take a few hostages

 

[productionhead]

 

[Mugshot]

step 1: suck dick till you make 3000 usd
step 2: Convert into zimbabwean dollars

 

[tygoldberg]

Forumsmen,

stopped reading....

 

[FreshCoast]

only way unless you are starting with some sort of capital

weak thread btw

 

[jryan21]

 

[SevenYearItch]

stopped reading....

Liar..

 

[m0rtal]

I'd auction my virginity on eBay.

 

[Jeeta]

Well pewep, it is very simple...

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[AllBizNiz]

 

[Dwight Schrute]

 

[tangy]

Join Date: Jul 2012

Get fucked

 

[pewep]

Lol, I'm not op. And I'd find a US gold mint, find out who the employers+employees are kidnap them, force them to open the vaults. I'd only need 41 pounds of gold to make 1 million bucks.

 

[seanlopez]

 

[AllBizNiz]

Lol, I'm not op. And I'd find a US gold mint, find out who the employers+employees are kidnap them, force them to open the vaults. I'd only need 41 pounds of gold to make 1 million bucks.

According to the one article somebody posted you'd be getting 41 pounds of fake gold yo.

 

[onlinehustla]

I'd steal someones identity and aggressively sell fake watches & purses online in their name

 

[Leith]

 

[Vadym]

 

[amateursurgeon]

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