you dude, you are total fucking failure!!
+ you design logos for 11 bucks, LMAO
Truer words have never been written, LOL!
If you spend more time working than making shit threads then you might be able to pay the prostitute enough to go back to your room.
Excuse me waiter... Send that fine little lady over there a glass of free ice water.
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the next developer that's gonna come up with an iPhone/Mobile app that scans the area for other iPhones and gives you the iPhone Names + approximate distance from you + maybe like a little map showing you the approximate location of all iPhones around you + the ability to send a quick message (to those who have the app installed too) will be a HEROOOOO. :rasta:
wtf wickedfire goes junior high...
same here man, i was at the dentist and I told myself "if she walks back I WILL talk to her for sure" and so she did... TWICE.... and I pussied out both times, but she'd think I was on crack or something, my voice would shake... really took my breath away... Twenty something, slim Russian girl (i speak russian too so that makes me a complete idiot)...
вау! вы киски, в следующий раз быть человеком и поговорить с ней!
What would Tom Cruise have done?