Looking to invest in a few smart people

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I've been in the game for a long time, have made a lot of money and now want to help some smart people jumpstart or expand their ideas.

If you need capital, shoot me an email at james@thetabound.com and answer the following:

- Briefly describe yourself and your background
- What's your idea? (be as explicit as you are comfortable being pre-NDA)
- Why do you need capital?
- What are the rudimentary revenue projections of your idea after 6 months?
 


Hi,

Thank you for this message. I shall endeavor to answer your questions:

1. I am a writer on the WF BST forum. I have the requisite 10 iTraders as dicated by standard private equity and venture capital protocols.

2. My idea is to capitalize on bullshit posts on the WF forum. My models show that if I can monetize only 7% of bullshit posts on WF, then consequent revenues would be mid-seven figures.

3. I need capital for hookers, pot, marlboro lights and sushi take-out. I know these are standard WF business plan categories, but I am hesitant to share further details of my model without a signed NDA.

4. After six months, I project revenue to be $4,263,562.22. I understand that this is a paltry figure when put in context within the SF/Silicon Valley venture capital arena, but projections for WF bullshit posts are exceedingly bullish (no pun intended). Our graphs put a hockey stick to shame.

We are able to accept venture capital funding via Paypal, and TAT for IPO is 2-3 months. Please convey further details regarding wordcount of your ideal prospectus and the desired density of VC keywords. We can include "win-win", "synergies" and other terms such as "black swan event" per the requirements of your IB.

I am quite relieved that your website indicates you will accept business plans written on a napkin. Our business plan has been crafted on an Etch-A-Sketch, and consequently time is of the essence. One good shake and we're all fucked. Please respond expeditiously.
 
Hi,

Thank you for this message. I shall endeavor to answer your questions:

1. I am a writer on the WF BST forum. I have the requisite 10 iTraders as dicated by standard private equity and venture capital protocols.

2. My idea is to capitalize on bullshit posts on the WF forum. My models show that if I can monetize only 7% of bullshit posts on WF, then consequent revenues would be mid-seven figures.

3. I need capital for hookers, pot, marlboro lights and sushi take-out. I know these are standard WF business plan categories, but I am hesitant to share further details of my model without a signed NDA.

4. After six months, I project revenue to be $4,263,562.22. I understand that this is a paltry figure when put in context within the SF/Silicon Valley venture capital arena, but projections for WF bullshit posts are exceedingly bullish (no pun intended). Our graphs put a hockey stick to shame.

We are able to accept venture capital funding via Paypal, and TAT for IPO is 2-3 months. Please convey further details regarding wordcount of your ideal prospectus and the desired density of VC keywords. We can include "win-win", "synergies" and other terms such as "black swan event" per the requirements of your IB.

I am quite relieved that your website indicates you will accept business plans written on a napkin. Our business plan has been crafted on an Etch-A-Sketch, and consequently time is of the essence. One good shake and we're all fucked. Please respond expeditiously.

I'm rolling lol! Great shit! +rep
 
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Hi,

Thank you for this message. I shall endeavor to answer your questions:

1. I am a writer on the WF BST forum. I have the requisite 10 iTraders as dicated by standard private equity and venture capital protocols.

2. My idea is to capitalize on bullshit posts on the WF forum. My models show that if I can monetize only 7% of bullshit posts on WF, then consequent revenues would be mid-seven figures.

3. I need capital for hookers, pot, marlboro lights and sushi take-out. I know these are standard WF business plan categories, but I am hesitant to share further details of my model without a signed NDA.

4. After six months, I project revenue to be $4,263,562.22. I understand that this is a paltry figure when put in context within the SF/Silicon Valley venture capital arena, but projections for WF bullshit posts are exceedingly bullish (no pun intended). Our graphs put a hockey stick to shame.

We are able to accept venture capital funding via Paypal, and TAT for IPO is 2-3 months. Please convey further details regarding wordcount of your ideal prospectus and the desired density of VC keywords. We can include "win-win", "synergies" and other terms such as "black swan event" per the requirements of your IB.

I am quite relieved that your website indicates you will accept business plans written on a napkin. Our business plan has been crafted on an Etch-A-Sketch, and consequently time is of the essence. One good shake and we're all fucked. Please respond expeditiously.

Post of the week. Awesome.
 
Hi,

Thank you for this message. I shall endeavor to answer your questions:

1. I am a writer on the WF BST forum. I have the requisite 10 iTraders as dicated by standard private equity and venture capital protocols.

2. My idea is to capitalize on bullshit posts on the WF forum. My models show that if I can monetize only 7% of bullshit posts on WF, then consequent revenues would be mid-seven figures.

3. I need capital for hookers, pot, marlboro lights and sushi take-out. I know these are standard WF business plan categories, but I am hesitant to share further details of my model without a signed NDA.

4. After six months, I project revenue to be $4,263,562.22. I understand that this is a paltry figure when put in context within the SF/Silicon Valley venture capital arena, but projections for WF bullshit posts are exceedingly bullish (no pun intended). Our graphs put a hockey stick to shame.

We are able to accept venture capital funding via Paypal, and TAT for IPO is 2-3 months. Please convey further details regarding wordcount of your ideal prospectus and the desired density of VC keywords. We can include "win-win", "synergies" and other terms such as "black swan event" per the requirements of your IB.

I am quite relieved that your website indicates you will accept business plans written on a napkin. Our business plan has been crafted on an Etch-A-Sketch, and consequently time is of the essence. One good shake and we're all fucked. Please respond expeditiously.

I snorted even.
 
Actually I've got a real invention that there is apparently a need for. It's a small laser light that makes etch-a-sketch drawings permanent.

Fund both of us and your a winner for sure.
 
Hi,

Thank you for this message. I shall endeavor to answer your questions:

1. I am a writer on the WF BST forum. I have the requisite 10 iTraders as dicated by standard private equity and venture capital protocols.

2. My idea is to capitalize on bullshit posts on the WF forum. My models show that if I can monetize only 7% of bullshit posts on WF, then consequent revenues would be mid-seven figures.

3. I need capital for hookers, pot, marlboro lights and sushi take-out. I know these are standard WF business plan categories, but I am hesitant to share further details of my model without a signed NDA.

4. After six months, I project revenue to be $4,263,562.22. I understand that this is a paltry figure when put in context within the SF/Silicon Valley venture capital arena, but projections for WF bullshit posts are exceedingly bullish (no pun intended). Our graphs put a hockey stick to shame.

We are able to accept venture capital funding via Paypal, and TAT for IPO is 2-3 months. Please convey further details regarding wordcount of your ideal prospectus and the desired density of VC keywords. We can include "win-win", "synergies" and other terms such as "black swan event" per the requirements of your IB.

I am quite relieved that your website indicates you will accept business plans written on a napkin. Our business plan has been crafted on an Etch-A-Sketch, and consequently time is of the essence. One good shake and we're all fucked. Please respond expeditiously.

That shit is ^ fantastic ... +1
 
Hi,

Thank you for this message. I shall endeavor to answer your questions:

1. I am a writer on the WF BST forum. I have the requisite 10 iTraders as dicated by standard private equity and venture capital protocols.

2. My idea is to capitalize on bullshit posts on the WF forum. My models show that if I can monetize only 7% of bullshit posts on WF, then consequent revenues would be mid-seven figures.

3. I need capital for hookers, pot, marlboro lights and sushi take-out. I know these are standard WF business plan categories, but I am hesitant to share further details of my model without a signed NDA.

4. After six months, I project revenue to be $4,263,562.22. I understand that this is a paltry figure when put in context within the SF/Silicon Valley venture capital arena, but projections for WF bullshit posts are exceedingly bullish (no pun intended). Our graphs put a hockey stick to shame.

We are able to accept venture capital funding via Paypal, and TAT for IPO is 2-3 months. Please convey further details regarding wordcount of your ideal prospectus and the desired density of VC keywords. We can include "win-win", "synergies" and other terms such as "black swan event" per the requirements of your IB.

I am quite relieved that your website indicates you will accept business plans written on a napkin. Our business plan has been crafted on an Etch-A-Sketch, and consequently time is of the essence. One good shake and we're all fucked. Please respond expeditiously.

LULZ!!! :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
 
I've been in the game for a long time, have made a lot of money and now want to help some smart people jumpstart or expand their ideas.

If you need capital, shoot me an email at james@thetabound.com and answer the following:

- Briefly describe yourself and your background
- What's your idea? (be as explicit as you are comfortable being pre-NDA)
- Why do you need capital?
- What are the rudimentary revenue projections of your idea after 6 months?

Wait, I think he's ok guys. He has a page on his site about his partner's portal. Wink wink.. We get it JamesG, after all this is forum is full of gay webmasters.
 
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