Who else as been stabbed?

crackp0t

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I got stabbed in the foot tonight, because I argued (correctly) Europe was a continent and not a country. I hate dumb Americans sometimes....

This is the third time it's happened and it never gets better =|


EDIT:

I'm now missing part of a toe and it hurts. Fuck you bitch.
 


I do believe that is the stupidest reason to get stabbed I've ever heard.

I fully agree, but I'm drunk (have blood all over my foot and leg) and missing part of my toe. I find it semi-funny.

EDIT:

Tomorrow is gonna hurt...

EDIT 2:

You know who gets stabbed in the toe and does't give a fuck? Someone Ryan Eagle wants to be.

I'll post pix in a bit
 
At least you didn't get shot in the dick.

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I forgot to mention. I didn't call the cops. Anyone that would have can fuck off.
 
wow wtf.... sorry for making it so small...

it's not so much the size of the picture, but the fact that you got in there at near microscopic levels.. even scaling down the image, I'm not sure wtf I'm looking at.. is this a rib?

for some reason I'm reminded of that half life creature..
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btw this might be one of those threads you regret posting when you wake up in the morning with a hangover. don't worry, I've done it (more so on facebook with political ramblings) many times, and I feel you.

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it's not so much the size of the picture, but the fact that you got in there at near microscopic levels.. even scaling down the image, I'm not sure wtf I'm looking at.. is this a rib?

for some reason I'm reminded of that half life creature..
Headcrab.jpg


rI8p5Ow.png

That made me rofl irl, but those are really my toes =(
 
btw this might be one of those threads you regret posting when you wake up in the morning with a hangover. don't worry, I've done it (more so on facebook with political ramblings) many times, and I feel you.

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haha, I won't regret saying Europe is a continent!!@# Even if it got me stabbed in the toe.
 
You've got some weird looking toes, bro: they look like fingers to me. And geographical debate aside - who the fuck stabs someone in the foot???

In any case, hope you feel better soon.
 
The ol' "stab a guy in the foot during a geography argument" move...classic

it's poetic really, "you don't agree with my geographic claim? how about I pin your foot to this bit of land, call you my property, and declare monopolistic control over all that is good and right in the way of truth and knowledge of geography."

whoever that guy is who stabbed his foot, left feeling like a king despite being wrong.