Who else as been stabbed?
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Assuming this isn't a troll thread, I've been stabbed twice over something stupid. A guy my friend worked with kicked his girl out because she wouldn't get a job. She had a son (from a different guy) who was three or four, and to get back at him for kicking her out, she told a bunch of her friends that he molested her son. Those friends decided that they were going to teach him a lesson. My friend, his co-worker and myself were hanging out in town one day when a carload of guys rolled up and started some shit, etc.
Stab victim checking in. First time was in the hand when I was in high school during a fight. I was more pissed that the guy pulled a knife during a fist fight than the fact that he actually stabbed me with it.
Second time was in prison for telling some dumb fuck to get off the softball field while we were playing - he didn't do it but pretty sure he paid the guy that got me a few days later. Caught it twice in the chest but it was just a little poker or something because it made tiny holes. Didn't bleed too much but was paranoid as fuck that there was something on the tip to poison me. Couldn't go to the nurse of course or I'd have to answer questions so I just walked the yard with two holes in my chest like a bawse (or a retard, you decide). Never had any problems after that. Paid $20 in commissary to return the favor and that little bitch locked up in AdSeg. Victory was mine.
tl;dr - at least I didn't get stabbed over a goddamn geography question.
Second time was in prison for telling some dumb fuck to get off the softball field while we were playing - he didn't do it but pretty sure he paid the guy that got me a few days later. Caught it twice in the chest but it was just a little poker or something because it made tiny holes. Didn't bleed too much but was paranoid as fuck that there was something on the tip to poison me. Couldn't go to the nurse of course or I'd have to answer questions so I just walked the yard with two holes in my chest like a bawse (or a retard, you decide). Never had any problems after that. Paid $20 in commissary to return the favor and that little bitch locked up in AdSeg. Victory was mine.
tl;dr - at least I didn't get stabbed over a goddamn geography question.
Up to you, but I'm not sure I'd want to live in a place where people stabbed me because I said Europe was a continent.
Back in junior high I stabbed a kid in the foot with a mechanical pencil during drafting class. I'd dropped my eraser under the table that we shared and he put his foot on it and wouldn't move when I bent down to pick it up. So he got a hole in the top of his foot for his troubles.
I've never been stabbed but I did cut the shit out of my leg last spring. It's been almost a year now. I ended up with 32 stitches total in a few different layers. The really amazing thing is that I didn't hurt anything important - no tendons/ligaments or muscles. I cut the sheath on one muscle and scratched the surface a bit and cut one vein of any importance.
I fell down in my garage into a bracket that was seriously sharp. It did this:
It scared the shit out of me when it happened (not to mention hurting LOTS) because I'd never been seriously injured before or had anything other than a few stitches.
I fell down in my garage into a bracket that was seriously sharp. It did this:
It scared the shit out of me when it happened (not to mention hurting LOTS) because I'd never been seriously injured before or had anything other than a few stitches.
Was expecting this to be a legit stabbing thread...
You know like with knives and what not?
But my friend was stabbed in Las Vegas with a screwdriver once. Still has a scar.
You know like with knives and what not?
But my friend was stabbed in Las Vegas with a screwdriver once. Still has a scar.