Is Your Onpage Holding You Back?

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Nanexo,

You seem to have a lot of time to call icetoeskimo a crook while refusing to respond to my PM's and Skype messages for the last 2 weeks begging for a status update on the work I purchased from you.

Allow me to share with you what I learned from Nanexo as far as how to get a refund.

1. wait until your seller is asleep

2. file a Paypal dispute

3. IMMEDIATELY escalate that dispute to a claim, and use the reason "ITEM NOT DELIVERED"

4. At this point, your seller will have the option to either provide a refund, provide proof that a refund has already been given, or provide a tracking number.

I never knew that it was possible to game Paypal's dispute process until Nanexo showed me how by doing it to me, but I can assure you that this will work.
 



Nobody asked for character witnesses. This is a sales thread, If you are have not bought or have questions you have no business being here

Beside that, just a small hint for you eskimo: once upon a time there was some cool dude who was absolutely on the way up to becoming a top seller... until he fucked with the wrong. Just sayin.

What a stupid ass thing to be "just sayin'".


You purchased, you have a right to leave a review. I think everyone reading is aware at this point you're miserable about something.

Enough is enough.
 
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Can somebody explain how this service differs from a dump of a SERPIQ report? Because that sure is what it looks like.
 
Can somebody explain how this service differs from a dump of a SERPIQ report? Because that sure is what it looks like.

Hey Bits, this is a good question, and I'm happy to answer it.

First off, I think SERP IQ is a fantastic tool, and I encourage anyone who wants to step up their SEO game to make use of it in order to better understand the onpage and offpage profiles of the pages currently ranking for whatever keywords they may be targeting. You can check out SERP IQ here.

For me, having the data at my disposal doesn't mean much in and of itself unless I actually take some time to interpret it within the context of the SERP I'm looking at. A good example would be the term "car insurance cheap". This KW is an out of sequence variant of "cheap car insurance", and although the volume of "car insurance cheap" is much lower, it could still be a very profitable KW if you were to rank for it.

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The problem I see with tools that assume one set of onpage rules to be universal really becomes apparent when you look at a KW like this. Popular tools will tell you that in order to effectively target "car insurance cheap", you should have the KW in bold, you should include it in your H1, H2, and H3 tags, and your meta title, description, and keywords. However, a look at the top ten results for "car insurance cheap" shows that none of the ranking sites are doing any of those things. In fact, they seem to ranking for the term by not targeting it, and focusing on related terms instead.

It's my belief that onpage over-optimization for keywords like this is rampant, and that there are definitely penalties involved when a page crosses the line in an attempt to corner the SERP for a novel but profitable KW, and that the best way to rank for some of these KWs may actually be to target them indirectly in order to avoid looking like you are trying to hard.

Depending on your KW, you may find that that your competitors are NOT actively targeting it through onpage optimization, and you might be much better off following the example set by the ranking pages than following an arbitrary set of onpage "best practices" that do not apply to your particular SERP.

In addition, I feel that depending on the type of SERP (info, e-com, lead-gen, hybrid) the role of images, H tags, and OBL as potential onpage ranking factors may be significantly increased. Google has been forthcoming in regards to the fact that they handle different search queries with different rules, and I feel that rich content (images), depth of organization (tags and taxonomy), and community involvement (OBL) may be significant factors to consider depending on the type of SERP you are trying to crawl into. If all of your competitors are linking out to .gov resource sites, and you are linking out to wikipedia articles, it's safe to say your page doesn't fit in as well as it could, and we all know what happens sooner or later to pages that don't fit in.

As with anything in SEO, people are going to agree or disagree with my ideas here, and that's fine. I've seen good results by attacking onpage in a more organic way, and paying close attention to factors that may be overlooked by popular tools. If you think I'm crazy, I'm ok with that, if you think maybe it's worth looking at your SERP in a slightly different way than you have been, I'd be glad to talk to you via PM or skype. Thanks for the question.
 
I've got a lot of reports going out today, and I've still got 5 discounted reports available for first time customers.

Take a look at your competition and find out where you've been fucking up.
 
Here's my review.... Just got back my report.

I had IceToEskimos do an on-page analysis report for a highly competitive lead-gen market. I got back a detailed report comparing my site in comparison to the top 10 results for my top keyword in areas such as KW density, image count, word count, usage of heading tags, OBL, among other things. The report appears as it was hand written by him, as he analyzes the similarities and differences between my site and my top competitors. Report is about 2 1/2 pages in length.

While I assume he uses a data analysis tool to come up with the average word count, # of images, etc... for the top 10 results, the real value in his report is how he interprets that data and provides sound suggestions and action steps for improving your site based on the data. He came up with several different suggestions that I probably wouldn't have thought of, in order to better mimick the on-page profile of sites already ranking on page 1 for my term.

So is it worth the money? I think so. You're getting exactly what the OP stated. I mean, I probably wouldn't use it for a MFA site or anything like that, but if you're busy like me or are competing in a big-money niche, then I think it's a worthwhile investment. Pretty much puts your on-page game plan on a silver platter.
 
REVIEW

I just received my order from ITE for my affiliate product site. My site is a "faux-ecom" site that has a bunch of product pages that redirect to the actual affiliate product. My main competition is the actual affiliate program/vendor.

This report is everything that you could ever want when it comes to on-site optimization. Once you get done with your standard on-site optimization (title tags, h1/2/3, image optimization, content, etc) - you are going to want one of these reports.

I received one spreadsheet. It contained on-page optimization data for my top 10 competitors. There was an accompanying document that went over each data metric as a whole and compared my site against the averages. A ton of detailed suggestions were included as well.

I will be implementing ALL of these suggestions over the next few weeks. They are completely logical and have revealed a few errors that I have overlooked in the optimization of the site.

If you are planning on creating any type of site for the long-term, then I would highly suggest picking up this report.

Price: 5/5 - I would pay double for this report.

TAT: 5/5 - I believe he quoted me 7 days and delivered in 5.

Communication: 5/5 - All my questions were answered promptly. I just wish that ITE would stop sending me all of his gay porn.

Quality:5/5 - I'm not sure how you gauge quality in a service such as this. It appears that a lot of time and effort went into creating my report and I'm thoroughly impressed with the results.
 
Anyone that is serious about their business should order this service. As an SEO guy, I needed a second opinion on one of my websites. I didn't realize how comprehensive the report would be, and how much I was missing. This service is A+++. Highly recommended. No homo...
 
Here's my review.... Just got back my report.

I had IceToEskimos do an on-page analysis report for a highly competitive lead-gen market. I got back a detailed report comparing my site in comparison to the top 10 results for my top keyword in areas such as KW density, image count, word count, usage of heading tags, OBL, among other things. The report appears as it was hand written by him, as he analyzes the similarities and differences between my site and my top competitors. Report is about 2 1/2 pages in length.

While I assume he uses a data analysis tool to come up with the average word count, # of images, etc... for the top 10 results, the real value in his report is how he interprets that data and provides sound suggestions and action steps for improving your site based on the data. He came up with several different suggestions that I probably wouldn't have thought of, in order to better mimick the on-page profile of sites already ranking on page 1 for my term.

So is it worth the money? I think so. You're getting exactly what the OP stated. I mean, I probably wouldn't use it for a MFA site or anything like that, but if you're busy like me or are competing in a big-money niche, then I think it's a worthwhile investment. Pretty much puts your on-page game plan on a silver platter.

REVIEW

I just received my order from ITE for my affiliate product site. My site is a "faux-ecom" site that has a bunch of product pages that redirect to the actual affiliate product. My main competition is the actual affiliate program/vendor.

This report is everything that you could ever want when it comes to on-site optimization. Once you get done with your standard on-site optimization (title tags, h1/2/3, image optimization, content, etc) - you are going to want one of these reports.

I received one spreadsheet. It contained on-page optimization data for my top 10 competitors. There was an accompanying document that went over each data metric as a whole and compared my site against the averages. A ton of detailed suggestions were included as well.

I will be implementing ALL of these suggestions over the next few weeks. They are completely logical and have revealed a few errors that I have overlooked in the optimization of the site.

If you are planning on creating any type of site for the long-term, then I would highly suggest picking up this report.

Price: 5/5 - I would pay double for this report.

TAT: 5/5 - I believe he quoted me 7 days and delivered in 5.

Communication: 5/5 - All my questions were answered promptly. I just wish that ITE would stop sending me all of his gay porn.

Quality:5/5 - I'm not sure how you gauge quality in a service such as this. It appears that a lot of time and effort went into creating my report and I'm thoroughly impressed with the results.

Anyone that is serious about their business should order this service. As an SEO guy, I needed a second opinion on one of my websites. I didn't realize how comprehensive the report would be, and how much I was missing. This service is A+++. Highly recommended. No homo...




I like helping people make their websites better so that they can rank higher in Google and make more money.



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Remember Omar?

He used to use my onpage service all the time.

Whenever he wasn't knocking over stash houses or going to war against Avon Barksdale and Marlo Stansfield, he'd be at the public library working on his flower arranging EMDs.

I miss him everyday.

It goes without saying that my onpage service won't protect you if someone shoots you in the head, but it will help you rank a little easier, and a little faster.
 
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