Have You Ever...?

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Lets start a fun thread... Things that have happened to you which are only funny to affiliate marketers.

I'll give it a go:

Have you ever... Visited a friend's house and realize he's one of those people that actually buys rebills and lol'd?
 
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My buddy told me he was going to buy fat blockers so he could keep eating what he wanted and lose weight. I told him about 20x they weren't real, he pulled up a rebill site and said look see what it says, its real, they wouldn't give you a test if it wasn't.

lawl.
 
My sister filling out free iPhone email submits all day long thinking she'll win one. She dropped her full name/address every time.

lol
 
A friend's father asked me about some home business thing he saw a commercial for on TV where it's like you get some free trial and then after 7 days or whatever it was $75 a month. I didn't know that he had already ordered it, but I told him it was pretty much a scam and how it worked with people who don't read the fine print. A few days later he was going off about how they charged him without his permission and thought he could sue them and the bank for letting it go through.
 
"Hey I got this new facebook marketing course. You would like it"
"Hey the guy who teaches this facebook course suggested this awesome internet marketing forum. Maybe you would like it? Its warriorforum.com"
"Hey dude... facebook marketing doesn't seem to work. What works on the internet now?"
"Hey dude I just joined this new mlm company that reveals the secrets of the secret societies that run the world. Would you like to check it out?"

Thats the sequence of conversations I had with a guy over 2 months. I kept telling him it was bullshit but I'm not quite convincing enough.
 
My friend signed up for one of the "Make $$ from Home" rebills. I told him that they were gonna bill the bejezzus out of his card and sure enough they did. I was at work with him the day he called to cancel his credit card. The shittiest part was they never even sent him the "kit", but he got billed for like 3 months before he cancelled the card.
 
efeezy said:
My friend signed up for one of the "Make $$ from Home" rebills. I told him that they were gonna bill the bejezzus out of his card and sure enough they did. I was at work with him the day he called to cancel his credit card. The shittiest part was they never even sent him the "kit", but he got billed for like 3 months before he cancelled the card.
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i'll pay you $100 dollars for his email address. PM me.
 
After telling my step-uncle I did affiliate marketing:
"Yeah I'm on this guy's mailing list, he's really good. I've been on it for a while, and he sends out all these figures about how much he's making, and the other month he sent out this secret guide just for his mailing list, which I bought for $75 and haven't done anything with it. You should try and get on his mailing list, you seem to know what you're talking about so he'd probably let you on.. nah I'm sure he'd let you on"

I just kept smiling and nodded.
 
Have you ever.... been called a person who steals from the public? It's happened to me twice by people who "know all about" affiliate marketing.
 
BlueYonder said:
Have you ever.... been called a person who steals from the public? It's happened to me twice by people who "know all about" affiliate marketing.
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you don't have to be an AM to get this sort of drivel from haters. liberal dogooders, aka people who have no business skillz, do it constantly. it is a mental disorder.

plz tell us more about the hate you received. love these stories. i will share on in a minute as soon as i get done telling this guy in another thread he is a faggot. it is my religion.
 
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BlueYonder said:
Have you ever.... been called a person who steals from the public? It's happened to me twice by people who "know all about" affiliate marketing.
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When someone insisted I go into detail and I mentioned leads the guy was like "oh you're one of them...". Yeah bitch, and you're a newspaper salesman!
 
have you ever made a post asking others opinions about trivial matters on WF because you are forever alone?

what kinda toothpaste do you guy's use?
 
danke said:
When someone insisted I go into detail and I mentioned leads the guy was like "oh you're one of them...". Yeah bitch, and you're a newspaper salesman!
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lol.

i drove up to my in-laws house for a BBQ the day i got my G37 and these liberal shitheads that could barely gas up their piece to drive over there were there. they are "artists" who don't sell any of their "art". it was right after the mortgage crisis and i was about to respond to this democrat drivel with some schooling on the federal reserve, fannie, freddie, etc. and the guy finishes my sentence before i can say a fucking thing "oh yeah, let me guess, it was some poor blacks getting a loan..." like i'm some limbaugh drone. i wanted to punch the guy in the face.

best part...

my in-laws live about 2 minutes walk from the intercoastal, its at the end of their street. this gheyfer points at the water and says "those people right down there, that live on the water...you know how they got there? by exploiting other people. stealing their labor, maaaaaaahn"

i'm like, bro you realize the people that are having you over tonight are saving up to retire down there dont you? will you still come over for a free vacation at the exploiters' new crib?

his wife walked away in disgust/embarrassment. very awkward bbq. but fuck that shit i'm not going to sit by and hear some loser call me a thief for not throwing my life away making shitty jewelry that no one wants to buy. picasso made some money in his lifetime, i'm sure he doesn't consider him an exploiter for taking rich guys' money for paintings. wish i would have brought up that point.

...i digress.
 
Exercise in a bottle. Funniest part is how pissed off she got after a few months of sitting on her ass eating nachos, realizing she wasn't losing weight.
 
"I've bought an ebook that claims I can make 40k a month working 2-3 hours a day, I would definitely recommend it. I'll shoot you the URL by email if you want"
 
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