So I drank alcohol for the first time yesterday...

Buy a 1/5 of Jack Daniels. Drink straight on the rocks or mix with Coke if you can't handle the taste.

Go for Crown Royal if you can spend the money.

That's a lot closer to the Charlie Sheen version of "winning" than Zima.

And you'll definitely feel it.
 


W1NN1NG said:
I was raised very religious and at 27 years old never drank and sip of alcohol until last night. Curiosity got the best of me and due to being depressed about my crappy job I am trying to get fired from, I just decided I wanted to try it.

I drove over to CVS and bought 2 bottles of wine for $5 at CVS (1 Merlot and 1 Pinot Grigio). I drank a little of both of them and they tasted NASTY. Tasted like grape juice mixed with rubbing alcohol.

I kept drinking and didn't really feel any effects besides being dizzy.

Any tips for literally a first timer? Is there a way to drink and not taste the alcohol?

I wanna get drunk fast without tasting the nasty alcohol.

Discuss...
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ok im really high... but is this the best troll ever?

edit: yep that high... i just shit my pants; that type of high
 
Hope your wife is fucking someone good while she is away...she deserves it, she has been putting up with a loser.. ..
 
scottspfd82 said:
Buy a 1/5 of Jack Daniels. Drink straight on the rocks or mix with Coke if you can't handle the taste.

Go for Crown Royal if you can spend the money.

That's a lot closer to the Charlie Sheen version of "winning" than Zima.

And you'll definitely feel it.
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Jack daniels? I think if it's his first time drinking, he should try something less... like rubbing alcohol than whisky.

Try Rum. It's distilled from sugarcane, and tasty as fuck. Just make sure you get brown jamaican rum, not nasty white rum like bacardi.

Alternatively, good vodka is nice, although not as nice as rum.
 
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go buy a bottle of robotussin dm and drink the whole thing

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqUmMCb4r-U"]YouTube - ‪mc chris- The Tussin (Robotussin)‬‏[/ame]
 
Ok, so here is the update. Last night I went to a liquor store and bought a bottle of Bacardi, and a 2 liter of coke. I just kept pouring the coke and mixing a little Bacardi. At times it tasted nasty so I just ate a spoonful of peanut butter after each sip. That seemed to help. After an hour or so I literally drank the whole bottle of Bacardi. I started to feel really weird and then I got a bad stomach ache. I ran into the bathroom, tripped and fell towards the toilet, and barfed all over the bathroom barely making the toilet. I threw up 3 times last night and am sitting at work right now very tired and with a massive headache.

Thanks guys. Bathroom still isn't clean. Will never drink again. Case closed.
 
I found video of OP from last night.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c]YouTube - ‪Jessie Spano Caffeine Pill Freakout!‬‏[/ame]
 
If you want to get drunk but not taste the alky then drink Malibu Coconut rum and Pineapple juice.

Tastes amazing, but don't let you're "Bro" friends catch you drinking it or the "You gay, bro?" jokes will never end.
 
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After graduating from high school she applied to Indiana University – Purdue University Fort Wayne intending to become a doctor
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lulz
 
I recorded a video on my phone last night after I got wasted.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXcOMiezKoQ]YouTube - ‪Im drunk‬‏[/ame]
 
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