You're all criminals now



Fucken politicians. Guys, just take some time off, and don't worry about creating any more laws. We already have loads, so we're good in the law-creation department right now.

All you cunts, just grab an ounce of weed each, head off to a nice cabin on a lake somewhere, do some fishing, cook some food, smoke weed, and enjoy the simple life. Don't worry about making any more laws though. We got lots already.
 
Hahha.. I had a buddy that went out with a District Attorney from match.. She posted a picture from like 10 years ago. Looked nothing like her profile.

But yeah this is a goofy legislation and hilarious!
 
This really has nothing to do with match.com. Do you violate facebooks ToS? What about Googles? Then you're a criminal.
 
What do they think they're gonna do, stick everyone who has a fake profile in jail?

Stupidfucks.

If this shit passes, I'm buying a plane ticket for South America.
 
Ironically, the main people who post fake profiles on dating websites aren't Americans. They're people from other countries preying on stupid men, tricking into giving them money for their so-called situations. A ruling from the DOJ would do nothing.
 
Let's see, it's because a mother pretended to be some teenage girl on Myspace. Perhaps their should educate young adults and really anyone to always be cautious and skeptical about anything online.

I see the entire case as something that could of been prevented. A simple phone call 'hey is that you' could of easily prevented the situation. The problem isn't the current laws or these online services ITS THE USERS!

It's the same argument that "guns don't kill people . people do"
 
So it appears the DOJ wants to not only make a new law. But a new law that lets anyone with a website write new laws.
 
Bigger picture for a second:

The law must allow "prosecutions based upon a violation of terms of service or similar contractual agreement with an employer or provider,"

Fuck Facebook or Match.com, who cares? Just don't use them.

But your employment contract will now backed up by the resources of the state. As will (and you can bet on this) credit card companies, banks, utility providers, telecoms, ISPs and every other essential facet of life.

At least we can always protest peacefully against this.

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Likewise. No way I'll be living in this country in a few years. Decided that long ago. Dumbass Americans deserve the collapse coming to them.

I want out of this bitch within a couple years. Shit is happening way too fast.

Where to move to? I'm sure you have a couple different locations in mind? Anyone else? I've read most of the previous threads about the best country for an AM.. just looking for additional suggestions. I've often thought about leaving- but more as just a "yeah right" scenario.. but I've decided to actually do it now. Any guidance.. Tips?

Only way I'll stay is if RP wins.. but even then, as soon as he gets shot.. I'm out.
 
I want out of this bitch within a couple years. Shit is happening way too fast.

Where to move to? I'm sure you have a couple different locations in mind? Anyone else? I've read most of the previous threads about the best country for an AM.. just looking for additional suggestions. I've often thought about leaving- but more as just a "yeah right" scenario.. but I've decided to actually do it now. Any guidance.. Tips?

Only way I'll stay is if RP wins.. but even then, as soon as he gets shot.. I'm out.
You think being outside the US makes you safe from US laws? Especially internet-related?

Even if you're a brit who's never set foot on US soil you can get extradited to a US prison.