Well, every day when I wake up, which isn't everyday, I usually like to grab some breakfast with my good friends Jack, Johnnie and Jim. My personal ritual that I've had over the years is to shoot a syringe of china white in my juggular while snorting a dozen lines of peruvian marching powder and downing a fistful of dexies.
After this little fruitcocktail I usually brighten up like a napalm soaked vietcong, and am ready for a full 48 hours of e-whoring on MySpace.