Only if her CLIT is long enough to get up my ass!!
Girlfriend HELL NO!!! That dildo won't make her cum. ( I'm not going to CRAMP for nothing damnit!!) Wife......................only if she ALWAYS takes it up the ass no matter what. In this situation I would compromise "My Principals" for her since she was so willing to ENDURE me POUNDING her ass. lolz
Either I get the real deal up my ass or NO DEAL!! (With the expception of the "Special Wife" noted above.)
Now, would I let her Black Brother or Black ex-boyfriend bend me over and peg me? Only if he agrees to return the favor and reciprocate.
Although...................if she was a Hermaphrodite my ass would be available to her just as her's would be to me.
P.S. Did not vote in your poll since there was no option for this.
P.S.S. Oh, and by the way if your woman can time it right and is kinda sneaky for you homophobes, while she is giving you head if she gets "A" finger up your ass just as you are tensing to shoot your load she can press & rub on your prostate while increasing her action and suction to get you to COMPLETELY empty your tank.
If she is a spitter make sure you have plenty of towels.
Don't be afraid to ask her for this, even if you ARE Anal-Retentive. Lulz
P.S.S.S. Anal Sex among PRIMATES is a symbol of DOMINANCE. The fucker is dominant and the fuckie is submissive. You see this even in Chimp colonies amongst adult males. (Kinda like in our U.S. A. prison systems.) If you are into S & M role play with your woman and want "HER" to be in control then by ALL MEANS let RAPE your ASS anytime she wants!! (Then again, if her name is OLGA, you may not have any choice in the matter. LOL)
P.S.S.S.S.
Guess I better cruise over to the BUMP WHEN DRUNK thread tonight, Jim Beam and I are having a VERY familiar conversation. LOL
Would you let your girlfriend bend you over and peg you with a moderately offensive black dildo?
Girlfriend HELL NO!!! That dildo won't make her cum. ( I'm not going to CRAMP for nothing damnit!!) Wife......................only if she ALWAYS takes it up the ass no matter what. In this situation I would compromise "My Principals" for her since she was so willing to ENDURE me POUNDING her ass. lolz
Either I get the real deal up my ass or NO DEAL!! (With the expception of the "Special Wife" noted above.)
Now, would I let her Black Brother or Black ex-boyfriend bend me over and peg me? Only if he agrees to return the favor and reciprocate.
Although...................if she was a Hermaphrodite my ass would be available to her just as her's would be to me.
P.S. Did not vote in your poll since there was no option for this.
P.S.S. Oh, and by the way if your woman can time it right and is kinda sneaky for you homophobes, while she is giving you head if she gets "A" finger up your ass just as you are tensing to shoot your load she can press & rub on your prostate while increasing her action and suction to get you to COMPLETELY empty your tank.
If she is a spitter make sure you have plenty of towels.
Don't be afraid to ask her for this, even if you ARE Anal-Retentive. Lulz
P.S.S.S. Anal Sex among PRIMATES is a symbol of DOMINANCE. The fucker is dominant and the fuckie is submissive. You see this even in Chimp colonies amongst adult males. (Kinda like in our U.S. A. prison systems.) If you are into S & M role play with your woman and want "HER" to be in control then by ALL MEANS let RAPE your ASS anytime she wants!! (Then again, if her name is OLGA, you may not have any choice in the matter. LOL)
P.S.S.S.S.
Guess I better cruise over to the BUMP WHEN DRUNK thread tonight, Jim Beam and I are having a VERY familiar conversation. LOL