theoatmeals.com doesn't know about my gambling degeneracy - 36 hours straight at the poker table, talking to degenerates, strippers, tourists and other low lives. ON A TUESDAY MORNING. How's that for socialization?!
How about this: Going to the strip club on Tuesday afternoon to take advantage of their "lunch special". (Really - they offer chicken wings, beer, and pasta. Check out "Sun Downer" strip club if you're visiting Niagara Falls, Canada)
But my favorite is chilling at the coffee shop with my laptop in the morning - next to a train station, where THOUSANDS of minion office workers scurry onto the trains during rush hour.
Another favorite: walking around in the big mall .. on a THURSDAY MORNING. Hallo? Anyone here? No? Well - I'll just chat with the cute clerk over there ...
"So what you do for a living?"
"I sell stuff on the Internet"
"Really, how would I get involve in that?"
"Go to makemoniesonline.com. Actually, I'm kidding. Don't go there".