Women.avi

[jeffrey]

I'd smash.

 

[avatar33]

Then finally you'll get frustrated and just have to bend her over the washing machine.

Which isn't a bad ending after all, is it?

 

[ZuzanaDesigns]

wow lol...

 

[amateursurgeon]

I reckon she was trolling.

She's probably like the next nobel prize for physics winner or something.

 

[Hav3n]

Marry a smart 7 before you marry a dumb 9....

In 20 years ... you still gotta talk to the bitch.

 

[WickedJoe]

MERICA FUCK YA!!!1

 

[Tobias Funke]

See if he is laughing when she gains 20 pounds.

True dat. 20 if he's lucky.

 

[HKSEO Rotzee]

That is fucking hilarious...and I totally believe that. My wife says shit like that all the time, but she is not dumb enough to argue with me after I explain it though...she just laughs at herself.

 

[Russ86]

The jokes on him because that's his wife.

Women aren't expected to be intelligent, it's not a requirement for the role they fill. It doesn't take intelligence to do dishes, clean, cook, or suck a dick.

 

[Berto]

One of my smarter buddies, when he was single, would have his own filter for girls to see if they had any left brain in them. His question:

How many millions are in a billion?

The responses are downright hilarious. My favorite answer was "6". Happens more often than you'd think and would get me spitting up my beer. I'd give respect to anyone guessing 999 though.

Txting my blonde girlfriend the question to this video. We'll see how she does.

 

[Berto]

Txting my blonde girlfriend the question to this video. We'll see how she does.

Whoa, had a scare there.

Berto: If I'm going 80mph in the car, how long does it take to travel 80 miles?

Berto: No cheating on the internet!

Her: LOL!!!!

Her: I know at 60 mph that equals 1 mile a min
[at this point I'm like "ohhhh shit she's about to look way into this" and am fearing the worst]

Berto: True.

Her: an hour.

YEAH. Man that was scary. She's getting a present tonight.

 

[jstover77]

I just asked my wife and she thought it was a trick question. Finally she said 80. She didn't realize how close we were to getting a divorce tonight.

 

[Svengali]

Why is she not sucking his cock ?

It's a fuckin road trip. Those are the rules.

 

[magicberry]

Firstly to slayerment I think the phrase "As stupid is... Stupid Does" applies to this guy...

Secondly I hope there is really a god in this instance... if there is hopefully he will not allow these 2 to breed.

 

[trigatch4]

Question of the day: could your affiliate manager pass this test?

 

[1nspire]

Question of the day: could your affiliate manager pass this test?

Holy shit this is the thread that brought you out of hibernation?

Oh and to answer your question. I actually hope not.

 

[Your_Pal]

The jokes on him because that's his wife.

Why does he think it's so funny? He's the one married to her...

You two still unmarried?

 

[Talks_44]

Everybody has problems, why not math while driving.

 

[1nspire]

Talk about hibernation. So at this rate we can expect
tiddies from you in the year 2345.

 

[Scott_James]

This is so fake. Can't you see her trying to hold back a smile basically the whole time?