Seriously though. Breathing in 40 years worth of munitions constantly kicked up from the dirt paired with a continuously smoking burn pit smogging out a half-acre patrol base for 7 months at a time always made me wonder "what kind of cancer did I catch today?" when standing post.
Speaking of standing post, look at this idiot:
[ame=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GhsblayR_fQ]YouTube - Momma Dog[/ame]