Woke up with quarter-sized bald spot



How close do you live to Fuckyoushima?

Seriously this happens to me every other day
here is my remedy:

1) Shave testicles
2) Apply glue
3) Stick hair
4) Go back to ranking.
 
Seriously though. Breathing in 40 years worth of munitions constantly kicked up from the dirt paired with a continuously smoking burn pit smogging out a half-acre patrol base for 7 months at a time always made me wonder "what kind of cancer did I catch today?" when standing post.

Speaking of standing post, look at this idiot:

[ame=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GhsblayR_fQ]YouTube - Momma Dog[/ame]