WIPE MY SHIT DOWN CRACKA

1. Gentlemen don't throw stuff on people's property. That's a bitch move.

2. Only idiots react like that. He could have simply told him to, "Wipe my shit down and give me $50 to not call the police."

This is why you avoid stupid people in public.
 


I would have grabbed that ape by his pretty locks and made him my puppet boy.

It's hard to be rational when your IQ is not over room temp so you really can't blame him.
 
Throwing a drink on guy's car is beyond disrespectful, but his reaction was over the top. I would not have turned my back with him screaming and waving his arm like that behind me, though.
 
Anyone know WHY the dude threw coffee on his car?

Whatever it was for, if I deserved to wipe it off I would have wiped it ASLONG as the black man wasn't screaming at me constantly and calling me racial slurs. At that point I would have walked away.

If he was the reason I threw it on his car in the first place he could go fuck himself.
 
That guy was a gentlemen who did not want a fight.
Gentleman my ass. That guy is the very definition of a pussy. He deserves whatever humiliation he opened himself up to.

You don't throw coffee on anyone's car over a parking spot. Not even when you're right and the other driver, even if it's a bitchy little lady, is wrong.

Shouldn't even say a thing. It's just a parking spot.
 
Dude is not literally a "CRACKA". He is Hispanic, right?
Here's hoping. Would rather not have this stain chalked up in the Caucasian column, if possible.

And yes, I do keep score. fwiw, white people are performing admirably on YouTube.
 
Throwing a drink on guy's car is beyond disrespectful, but his reaction was over the top. I would not have turned my back with him screaming and waving his arm like that behind me, though.


Recently I was parked in between the lines in a parking lot and someone parked within inches of my driver door (pure fucking asshole). I had to climb in the passenger side to get into my car.

I stood there for a second looking for who it might have been. I had a large diet coke from a place I just ate at. I made it very apparent I was pouring it over his car hoping he would come running out, so I could drop his ass. I turned up both his windshield wipers and twisted both of his mirrors around as well.

Back in the old days I would have cut all his tires and put him four on the floor, but I have mellowed over the years.

Looking back I am glad he did not come out as I would have went to jail but it might have been worth it.

Just another day in H-town there are true assholes around every corner.

Moral of the story it does not pay to be an asshole.
 
Gentleman my ass. That guy is the very definition of a pussy. He deserves whatever humiliation he opened himself up to.

You don't throw coffee on anyone's car over a parking spot. Not even when you're right and the other driver, even if it's a bitchy little lady, is wrong.

Shouldn't even say a thing. It's just a parking spot.

Yep. Realized it and edited the word "Gentleman" off. Was going through the video and posted that early in the morning. Kept the volume very low as the shouting of that guy was not tolerable in the morning so I did not hear that dude saying he threw the coffee deliberately.

Looks like he did not know he was throwing coffee on a gangsta's car.
 
Moral of the story it does not pay to be an asshole.

Sounds like you should take your own advice, asshole:

I turned up both his windshield wipers and twisted both of his mirrors around as well.

Back in the old days I would have cut all his tires and put him four on the floor, but I have mellowed over the years.

Looking back I am glad he did not come out as I would have went to jail but it might have been worth it.

Really? REALLY? For parking too close to your stupid car?

You're such an internet tough guy. LOL.

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You sound like a fucking dildo.
 
It's justifiable to get this upset over a parking space since it puts me closer to the place where I can buy shit I don't need with money I don't have.
 
Recently I was parked in between the lines in a parking lot and someone parked within inches of my driver door (pure fucking asshole). I had to climb in the passenger side to get into my car.

I stood there for a second looking for who it might have been. I had a large diet coke from a place I just ate at. I made it very apparent I was pouring it over his car hoping he would come running out, so I could drop his ass. I turned up both his windshield wipers and twisted both of his mirrors around as well.

Back in the old days I would have cut all his tires and put him four on the floor, but I have mellowed over the years.

Looking back I am glad he did not come out as I would have went to jail but it might have been worth it.

Just another day in H-town there are true assholes around every corner.

Moral of the story it does not pay to be an asshole.

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Seriously though, I agree that it was embarrassing to see the white dude turn into a bitch BUT at the same time maybe that was the best way to handle it. He kept is cool and I gotta give him respect for that. The black guy could have had a gun or a knife and it could've gotten real ugly if the white dude lost his cool too.

That's one thing I hate about the U.S. In any other western country, I'd have no problem throwing the first punch because I know that that's all it's gonna be: a fist fight! Worse case scenario I get my ass kicked and have to live with a few bruises for a few weeks. In the U.S. any fucker can get a gun. These lowlives drug addicts have nothing to live for. Do you want to risk your good life over something so stupid?

Moral of the story: the U.S. is turning into a shithole. Take your affiliate monies elsewhere bros.