Windows Sucks So Hard

BASIC was da shit back in the day. I would stay up all night writing programs in a notebook and then type them into the computer the next day. I was totally clueless about Assembly and C, and I wish someone would have told me such things existed, but all I had was a little bit of source code that came with the computer when it was given to me and whatever I could get from books in my shitty public library.

All in all, it was a good start, because I learned to figure things out for myself.

I remember being in 6th or 7th grade and the teacher having us write HTML and I was like 'what the fuck is this bullshit, where the fuck's the FOR loop?' As a result, I hated HTML/CSS/JS for a very long time.
 


Okay, dude gave me a text file with a few hundred lines of SQL in it that apparently creates the database for the project. There was no direction on how to use that SQL to create the database. So what can I use to send this SQL to SQLServer?

Edit: SQL Server Management Studio, apparently.


These links may be of interest to you at this time.

http://superuser.com/questions/370138/free-software-to-replace-sql-developer


http://www.linqpad.net/


http://squirrel-sql.sourceforge.net/



Oracle SQL Developer

Oracle SQL Developer Downloads


RazorSQL - SQL Query Tool and SQL Editor for Mac OS X, Windows, and Linux
 
Okay, dude gave me a text file with a few hundred lines of SQL in it that apparently creates the database for the project. There was no direction on how to use that SQL to create the database. So what can I use to send this SQL to SQLServer?

Edit: SQL Server Management Studio, apparently.

Here's some MS links in case you don't have them:


Download: Microsoft SQL Server 2008 Management Studio Express - Microsoft Download Center - Download Details


Download: Microsoft SQL Server Management Studio Express - Microsoft Download Center - Download Details (SQL Server 2005 Express)


SQL Server Management Studio Express


Use SQL Server Management Studio
 
You should have just got a cheap Windows VPS in the offers section on WHT to do all this and then backed that shit up and transfer - cancel after a month or keep it for development.
 
So what do you hate?

Windows, IIS or ASP.net?

Unsure what to help you with

::emp::

I hate .NET - what is wrong with just reading/writing HTTP? What the fuq are controls? HTTP has been working just fine forever, do I really need M$ to add a bunch of classes for me to communicate with a request or generate a response?

System.Web.UI.Page ???!!

Is this for real?

I hope I don't sound ignorant. It just seems so much easier to deal with something like 'HttpRequest.REQUEST' or '$_POST[]', amirite?