Will someone help a high guy get some food?

How does someone not have $20 in their bank account? Even little kids have jars of change they break into to get things once in awhile. Geeze, man, it's time to ditch AM and maybe hand your resume over to the pizza delivery guy.
 


How does someone not have $20 in their bank account? Even little kids have jars of change they break into to get things once in awhile. Geeze, man, it's time to ditch AM and maybe hand your resume over to the pizza delivery guy.

Yeah - because a guy stoned and asking for pizza money is responsible and probably manages his funds wisely.
 
How does someone not have $20 in their bank account? Even little kids have jars of change they break into to get things once in awhile. Geeze, man, it's time to ditch AM and maybe hand your resume over to the pizza delivery guy.

Poker.
 
no this just reaks of dumbshititiss... how could you not realise you dont have $$ in your bank account? Surely you figured you would be getting low and that you should transfer to your normal bank account x amount of $$ to tie you over...

I really do not get how someone who is smart enough to do AM and make good $$ can be so dumb that they do not think about how much money is in their day to day bank account...
 
How does someone not have $20 in their bank account? Even little kids have jars of change they break into to get things once in awhile. Geeze, man, it's time to ditch AM and maybe hand your resume over to the pizza delivery guy.

One word: Condoms.

I wear them during masturbation. Why? Two Reasons: The decreased sensitivity helps me last longer and I don't have to deal with the sticky clean-up mess.

I'm a 2-3x a day fapper, so the cost can really add up.

Drop the expensive habit you say? I think it's worth it when you factor in the positive side effects in the form of a healthy heart and killer forearms.

Plus, when I eventually get my first shot in the sack, I know i'll be able to rival the Energizer Bunny in endurance.
 
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One word: Condoms.

I wear them during masturbation. Why? Two Reasons: The decreased sensitivity helps me last longer and I don't have to deal with the sticky clean-up mess.

I'm a 2-3x a day fapper, so the cost can really add up.

Drop the expensive habit you say? I think it's worth it when you factor in the positive side effects in the form of a healthy heart and killer forearms.

Plus, when I eventually get my first shot in the sack, I know i'll be able to rival the Energizer Bunny in endurance.
ROFL +rep
 
One word: Condoms.

I wear them during masturbation. Why? Two Reasons: The decreased sensitivity helps me last longer and I don't have to deal with the sticky clean-up mess.

I'm a 2-3x a day fapper, so the cost can really add up.

Drop the expensive habit you say? I think it's worth it when you factor in the positive side effects in the form of a healthy heart and killer forearms.

Plus, when I eventually get my first shot in the sack, I know i'll be able to rival the Energizer Bunny in endurance.

For someone who is high and eating pizza... +rep!
 
One word: Condoms.

I wear them during masturbation. Why? Two Reasons: The decreased sensitivity helps me C and I don't have to deal with the sticky clean-up mess.

I'm a 2-3x a day fapper, so the cost can really add up.

Drop the expensive habit you say? I think it's worth it when you factor in the positive side effects in the form of a healthy heart and killer forearms.

Plus, when I eventually get my first shot in the sack, I know i'll be able to rival the Energizer Bunny in endurance.

Is there not a local fat lass that you can abuse? She may share food and that "lasting longer" issue would probably be put to bed.
 
Wow... Falian must have been so stoked when that pizza man rang the bell, all high and hungry and shit
 
Wow... Falian must have been so stoked when that pizza man rang the bell, all high and hungry and shit

Dude you have no idea. The worst part is that I always try to use coupons to get the best deals when ordering online. So that took forever...

I ended up getting a Large Pepperoni Pizza, Medium Spinach Alfredo Pizza, and Hot Wings w/ Ranch. Mmmmmm.
 
Dude you have no idea. The worst part is that I always try to use coupons to get the best deals when ordering online. So that took forever...

I ended up getting a Large Pepperoni Pizza, Medium Spinach Alfredo Pizza, and Hot Wings w/ Ranch. Mmmmmm.

So basically Grindstone is the FUCKIN MAN!
 
One word: Condoms.

I wear them during masturbation. Why? Two Reasons: The decreased sensitivity helps me last longer and I don't have to deal with the sticky clean-up mess.

I'm a 2-3x a day fapper, so the cost can really add up.

Drop the expensive habit you say? I think it's worth it when you factor in the positive side effects in the form of a healthy heart and killer forearms.

Plus, when I eventually get my first shot in the sack, I know i'll be able to rival the Energizer Bunny in endurance.

Dude -- you can get a large tube of plastic Glad wrap from a discount store and wrap your johnson in that for like pennies a week... come on dude -- think outside the box.
 
One word: Condoms.

I wear them during masturbation. Why? Two Reasons: The decreased sensitivity helps me last longer and I don't have to deal with the sticky clean-up mess.

So you watched "I Love You Man", too?
 
How does someone not have $20 in their bank account? Even little kids have jars of change they break into to get things once in awhile. Geeze, man, it's time to ditch AM and maybe hand your resume over to the pizza delivery guy.


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