Wife sees new husband get eaten by shark



I can never understand this shark business -

OK, he got eaten by a shark on their honeymoon, that is very very shitty.

But a million people got killed yesterday in shitty shitty circumstances, why is the shark story so fuckin interesting?
 
Sucks but knowing most people nowadays she'll have a new boyfriend in six months and won't really give a fuck about the sharkmeat ex
 
I'd have my finger shoved so far deep into that sharks eye and wouldn't stop jabbing it if he snatched me