Hot!
You should totally write porn.
I write Porn Screenplays when everyone sleeps. You must have seen my labour of love in --
A Clear And Present Stranger
Add Momma To The Train
Any Given Cumday
Batman in Robin
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Boldfinger
Breakfast On Tiffany
Breast Side Story
Bumfight At The OGay Corral
Charlie's Anal
Children Of The Cornhole
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Crocodile Done Me
Cum And Cummer
Cunt Hardly Wait
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Ed's Wood
Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
Field Of Wet Dreams
For Your Ass Only
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Forever Hung
Forrest Gimp
Full Metal Jackoff
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Glazed And Confused
Going For Sloppy Seconds
Honey, I Shanked The Kids
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse With The Vampire
Jurassic Poke
Lawrence Of A Labia
Leaking Beauty
Lord Of The Cock Rings
Man On The Poon
Men in Back
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Lebowski
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Fat Greek Woody
On Golden Blonde
Riding Miss Daisy
Riding on Boys in Cars
Romancing The Bone
Saturday Night Beaver
Saturday Night Fever Blister
Schindler's Fist
Screw Momma In The Train
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sleeping With The Enema
Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
Sorest Rump
South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
Sperms of Endearment
Starshit Poopers
Tango and Snatch
The Bad Nudes Bared
The Crocodile Humper
The Empire Likes Crack
The Empire Stikes From The Back
The Jism Of Oz
The Little Sperm-Aid
The Loin King
The Man Who Blew Too Much
The Pelican Queif
The Royal Tenderbuns
The Spooge-itive
The Wadfather
Three Men And A Barbie
Throbbin' Hood
Twat Lies Beneath
Twin Cheeck
Weapons of ass destruction
White Men Can't Hump
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
Young Buns
You've Got Male
You've Got Male Genitalia
(Spanking) 12 Monkeys
A Rear and Pleasant Danger
A Fist Full for Dollars
American Bi
Ass Ventura
Black Cock Down
Booty and the Beat
Boys on the Hood
Butt Pirates of the Carribean
Buttman Forever
Drive This Miss Daisy
Forrest Dump
Forskin Hump
Fucked in 60 Seconds
Full Latex Jackoff
Goodwill Humping
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Humped Back at Notre Dame
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Leave It In Her Beaver
McHale's Gravy
Moulin Splooge
Murphy's Brown
My Bare Lady
Natural Born Jigglers
One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
One Fell Into the Poo Poo's Nest
Ordinary Peepholes
Orifice Space
Planer of the Gapes
Play it to the Boner
Plowing Miss Daisy
Pokahotass
Porn on the 4th of July
Position: Impossible
Pump Friction
Reaming out the Dead
Riskey Jizzness
Robin's Wood
Scat People
Single White She-male
Sleeping Booty
Silence of the Loing
Snow White and the 7 Sailors
The Bone Erector
The Midget Bones Diary
The Rawshank Infection (my personal favorite)
The Truman Blow
Tits a Wonderful Life
Waiting to XXX Hale
What About Boob
Who Lies Beneath
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape
