Why the fuck is China spying on New Zealand?



Probably because it's a great place to tap undersea communications cables.

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Because (1) China has 4 times as many people as the USA, (2) It's 1/3rd the land mass as the USA and (3) = They need more Lebensraum (sorry cough cough) living space. So maybe they wanna take over a weak nation?
 
Why are we not spying on New Zealand?

While we're hunting terrorists in the middle east, we have left New Zealand alone to plan who knows what, unheeded. Unheeded.