Why do nerds usually get all the hot girls?



Because they are nerds. Lol
Many of my stupid not really smart friends get sexy girls. lols.
 
Meanwhile, back in reality, Geekboy's half-elf ranger reaches level 99.5 on World of Warcraft...
 
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What planet do you live on dude?

Nerds get girls because they have money. period. unless they have game. MOST of the time, said girls are banging construction workers on the down low and with the nerd for the money.

Citizen Renegade <---obey
 
have you ever really wondered why it is that always the geeks and nerds really got the hot girls?

Hot chicks find nerds to be really cool, interesting, funny, and sexy as soon as that start-up gets bought for $X,XXX,XXX+ or goes public. Until then, they don't give a fuck.
Same thing goes for the math geek working in PE. Might have gotten no pussy his entire life but once he's 26 and wears Ferragamo loafers, is pushing a Rover/M3/S5 and living in a sick apartment he all of a sudden becomes a sweet, funny, charming and sexy man in the eyes of the hot little sluts. (<------ At least that's what they'll tell ya)

Facts....sometimes we dont like them.
 
"Getting girls" is easy as fuck. Be in decent shape, be intelligent, be even remotely good-looking and don't treat them like they're something special for AT LEAST 6 months. Money isn't even necessary.
 
Rules of thumb.

Girls under 18 will believe just about anything you tell them, and will generally want to prove they are a woman by going after any older guy who shows interest that isn't old enough to be their dad.

Girls 19 to 24 typically realize they are desirable and out of stupidity think their looks are immortal. They tend to go for guys with confidence, who have high social value, or just look really good. After all, hot people attract friends.

Girls 25 to 30 start getting wake up calls as they start looking more and more like the meat bag they call a mother. At this point they start to go more for social value than looks, with a realization they don't want to pay for their own meals anymore.

Girls 31 to 40 are typically pissed off they aren't married, and at this point highly value security. A hot bitch in this age group realizes nerds not only have financial stability, aren't as likely to cheat on them, but also have some interest in listening to how she likes it in bed. Having any friends at all is high social value for these ladies.

At 41+ if the guy shows any interest in her over someone younger she'll jump his bones.

At some point in every womans life she realizes she cares about security more than looks, hence the nerd factor.
 
Hot chicks find nerds to be really cool, interesting, funny, and sexy as soon as that start-up gets bought for $X,XXX,XXX+ or goes public. Until then, they don't give a fuck.
Same thing goes for the math geek working in PE. Might have gotten no pussy his entire life but once he's 26 and wears Ferragamo loafers, is pushing a Rover/M3/S5 and living in a sick apartment he all of a sudden becomes a sweet, funny, charming and sexy man in the eyes of the hot little sluts. (<------ At least that's what they'll tell ya)

Facts....sometimes we dont like them.
101% true
 
Rules of thumb.

Girls under 18 will believe just about anything you tell them, and will generally want to prove they are a woman by going after any older guy who shows interest that isn't old enough to be their dad.

Girls 19 to 24 typically realize they are desirable and out of stupidity think their looks are immortal. They tend to go for guys with confidence, who have high social value, or just look really good. After all, hot people attract friends.

Girls 25 to 30 start getting wake up calls as they start looking more and more like the meat bag they call a mother. At this point they start to go more for social value than looks, with a realization they don't want to pay for their own meals anymore.

Girls 31 to 40 are typically pissed off they aren't married, and at this point highly value security. A hot bitch in this age group realizes nerds not only have financial stability, aren't as likely to cheat on them, but also have some interest in listening to how she likes it in bed. Having any friends at all is high social value for these ladies.

At 41+ if the guy shows any interest in her over someone younger she'll jump his bones.

At some point in every womans life she realizes she cares about security more than looks, hence the nerd factor.

++Rep. A lot of truth in here.
 
Rules of thumb.

Girls under 18 will believe just about anything you tell them, and will generally want to prove they are a woman by going after any older guy who shows interest that isn't old enough to be their dad.

Girls 19 to 24 typically realize they are desirable and out of stupidity think their looks are immortal. They tend to go for guys with confidence, who have high social value, or just look really good. After all, hot people attract friends.

Girls 25 to 30 start getting wake up calls as they start looking more and more like the meat bag they call a mother. At this point they start to go more for social value than looks, with a realization they don't want to pay for their own meals anymore.

Girls 31 to 40 are typically pissed off they aren't married, and at this point highly value security. A hot bitch in this age group realizes nerds not only have financial stability, aren't as likely to cheat on them, but also have some interest in listening to how she likes it in bed. Having any friends at all is high social value for these ladies.

At 41+ if the guy shows any interest in her over someone younger she'll jump his bones.

At some point in every womans life she realizes she cares about security more than looks, hence the nerd factor.

pay attention dating affiliates!
 
any way you look at it, though. it comes down to women wanting to hook up/marry out of calculated consideration. 'love' 2nd or 3rd. if at all

for this reason, i personally don't believe people [were made to?] love eachother. love drives us towards eachother, after which we cooperate to achieve goals we could not on our own. but once achieved, or discovered impossible with current mate, we'll hop onto the next cab just as quickly. life's got about 80 stops anyway!

i'm sure someone can translate this into evolutionary science of some shape :food-smiley-010:
 
nerds get a lot of women? Where have you been living- world of warcraft?

Most nerds I know are very shy and don't treat women like they should be treated - like a completely normal being (well, ok, a very emotional being).

Although, nerds with money or some great game, thats another story. But nerds... just being nerds and scoring the hottest women? Nah bro.
 
i hope for the love of god no one spends their days playing games/watching animes etc.

ps ricdes, why would you even KNOW that kind of nerd? not healthy, you know !:)
 
Rules of thumb.

Girls under 18 will believe just about anything you tell them, and will generally want to prove they are a woman by going after any older guy who shows interest that isn't old enough to be their dad.

Girls 19 to 24 typically realize they are desirable and out of stupidity think their looks are immortal. They tend to go for guys with confidence, who have high social value, or just look really good. After all, hot people attract friends.

Girls 25 to 30 start getting wake up calls as they start looking more and more like the meat bag they call a mother. At this point they start to go more for social value than looks, with a realization they don't want to pay for their own meals anymore.

Girls 31 to 40 are typically pissed off they aren't married, and at this point highly value security. A hot bitch in this age group realizes nerds not only have financial stability, aren't as likely to cheat on them, but also have some interest in listening to how she likes it in bed. Having any friends at all is high social value for these ladies.

At 41+ if the guy shows any interest in her over someone younger she'll jump his bones.

At some point in every womans life she realizes she cares about security more than looks, hence the nerd factor.

Thats very true with certain types of girls. Ive noticed lots value social status over anything.