Why do black people talk/type like this??

[makethatgreen]

This is from a kid that I haven't talked to since high school, but somehow I managed to be friends with him on facebook.

Here is his status update on facebook:

"Bout ready to be n d ol hood 66 th n Stockton blvd n my craigs smokn on medical in my craigs lookn at psalm treez lhh.... B patient mama... I'll b thurr mar 16"


He must try extra hard to type that way, it took me forever to read it, and I still don't understand half of it. Can I get an English translation?

 

[Budweiser]

 

[ly2 from WF]

Why do black people talk/type like this??

because they're black amirite?

 

[leadsupplier]

because they're black amirite?

Best possible answer right here

 

[dreamache]

the same reason goths like to paint their eyes black.. the same reason hipsters enjoy watching performance art.. the same reason emo kids cut themselves..

to be different.

 

[cougarclaws]

he's doing the best he can

 

[WickedSick]

This is from a kid that I haven't talked to since high school, but somehow I managed to be friends with him on facebook.

Here is his status update on facebook:

"Bout ready to be n d ol hood 66 th n Stockton blvd n my craigs smokn on medical in my craigs lookn at psalm treez lhh.... B patient mama... I'll b thurr mar 16"


He must try extra hard to type that way, it took me forever to read it, and I still don't understand half of it. Can I get an English translation?

"About ready to be in my old neighborhood on 66th st and Stockton Blvd goin to my friend Craig's to smoke Medical Marijuana in my craigs at psalm treez (Inside his friend Craig by some palm trees?) Be patient mom... I'll be there March 16th."

 

[crackp0t]

This is from a kid that I haven't talked to since high school, but somehow I managed to be friends with him on facebook.

Here is his status update on facebook:

"Bout ready to be n d ol hood 66 th n Stockton blvd n my craigs smokn on medical in my craigs lookn at psalm treez lhh.... B patient mama... I'll b thurr mar 16"


He must try extra hard to type that way, it took me forever to read it, and I still don't understand half of it. Can I get an English translation?

doods going back to where he grew up and has some medical pot and apparently a bitch is on his ass to come see her. She's probably from his old neighborhood.

/thread

 

[dreamache]

if you guys really want to see that type of talk rampant.. just check out LiveMixtapes.com - Free Mixtapes Updated Daily: Get It LIVE! click on any mixtape and read the comments.. lol

 

[.Hack]

Lack of grease

 

[papajohn56]

Step 1: go to Openbook - Connect and share whether you want to or not

Step 2: type in 'niqqa' (yes with Q's)

Step 3: ???

 

[dreamache]

Step 1: go to Openbook - Connect and share whether you want to or not

Step 2: type in 'niqqa' (yes with Q's)

Step 3: ???

oh man... lol

 

[crackp0t]

Step 1: go to Openbook - Connect and share whether you want to or not

Step 2: type in 'niqqa' (yes with Q's)

Step 3: ???

Step 3: Torcheylle Smith Lol yo niqqa da one I'm wit ctfu we sharing him

 

[bmorecali]

no no nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Instrumentalist]

Step 1: go to Openbook - Connect and share whether you want to or not

Step 2: type in 'niqqa' (yes with Q's)

Step 3: ???

OMG that is the best site ever

 

[BigWill]

yay taxes

 

[pileofcrap]

 

[Mr Jacksonian]

Check out worldstarhiphop; the comments crack me up. Some pretty funny videos too.

 

[pileofcrap]

Anyone remember Black People Love Us! ?

 

[makethatgreen]

Anyone remember Black People Love Us! ?

Now I do!