the only reason I lift weights and watch my diet is to fuck bitches.
bitches are shallow as fuck, and I mean all bitches. You would not believe the amount of clam you get hanging around and feeling all up on your body at the bar when you wear a tight shirt thats gives off the ripple effect.
I was making out with a chick last weekend at a house party in front of her boyfriend.
When I started the gym about a year and 1/2 ago, my personal trainer asked me what my goals were, and I told him flat out: to disrespect women.
never lose sight of that.
that whole health thing is a distant second.
