Who is your HERO?

[amateursurgeon]

My hero is the late Kenneth Pinyan, world famous horse-fucker, who died of the injuries that 'Mr Hands' inflicted on his rectum in 2005.

Unfortunately, the King of Sweden does not yet seem to have read my letter to him recommending a posthumous Nobel Peace prize for his work on inter-species relations, as I haven't had a reply.

 

[erect]

My hero is the late Kenneth Pinyan, world famous horse-fucker, who died of the injuries that 'Mr Hands' inflicted on his rectum in 2005.

Wait a sec, was he a horse fucker or getting horse fucked ... I've seen their junk dragging the ground and very, very conflicted about this story.

 

[bullet-ride]

Dennis Yu.

 

[Sharksfan]

I'm just going to go ahead and name the woman who capped the guy at Fort Hood today - she is expected to survive surgery.

I'd crawl a mile on my hands and knees through broken glass just to sit in her shadow. She deserves a big-ass thank you.