Cheap vodka + cranberry juice / OJ / grape juice to get fucked up on the cheap (Burnett's, Ruskova, whatever)
Beer or margaritas if I'm eating Mexican food
Beer if I'm eating pizza (ice cold beer, something light like Hefeweisen preferred, or Flying Dog Tire Bite, Pyramid, Blue Moon seasonals like Honeymoon or Harvest Moon if nothing else is available)
Long island ice tea if I'm out and want to get at least a bit tipsy
Buttery nipples are good too... Schnapp's Butterscotch + Bailey's.
I'm not much into bitter alcohol like Southern Comfort, that shit's nasty... I can get fucked up without having to grimace after every swallow.
Red Bull and Jaeger tastes like mouthwash. I already have to urinate too much with just alcohol. If I drink caffeine + alcohol, I might as well just get a fucking catheter put in so I don't have to get up every 2 minutes to piss.