What's The Craziest Shit You've Ever Done?

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Don't LAN and Drive

Falling asleep at the wheel on the freeway doing 80mph and waking up to the CRASH sound as we hit an oncoming vehicle... (some freeways here don't have dividers between lanes).

I was lucky enough to have my car hit the SIDE of the oncoming pickup truck and not the front of it, or the next car. My buddy next to me who was also asleep woke up with "what the fuck was that?!!11" (I think he actually uttered one-one, lol). His brother in the backseat slept through it but woke up when we had to pull over to check for damages.

The guy we hit was real nice about it too, but man did I feel guilty. Lesson learned: don't go for a drive after being awake 3 consecutive days at a LAN party. Or any party for that matter.
 


We guys were drinking in the car, got totally drunk, the road was all vacant - I was driving with my legs crossed over the dashboard and suddenly the cops came in, and they stopped their car right in front of my car (don't know why the fuck they didn't see how I am driving) - and BOOM! BOOM!
 
Koh Phangan, Thailand.. couple of days before the full moon party.. mushroom shake then (stupidly) smoking with a couple of girls on the beach (Canadian and Australian I think)...couple of thai blokes approach us.. we quickly stash weed.. One half looks like a cop, the other not at all.. they show us some sort of ID, so couldn't really say no to them searching us. They are fairly thorough but somehow miss the greenery.. thank fuck! Apparently they ship in extra police from Bangkok for the full moon, on bonuses for any drug arrests.

Spent the rest of that night so fucking paranoid... shrooms don't go well with the thought of Thai prisons in ya mind!
 
Craziest thing I've ever done is help a friend be pierced and tattooed in a park under a lamp around 1am, because "it seemed like a great idea at the time, officer"... The cops rocked up!
Apparently there'd been a report of a mugging, and they thought we were torturing our friend when they drove up.

Stupidest thing I've ever done is hold onto the side of a tram that refused to open its doors for me. Just clung on while it drove off through traffic (Toorak.rd, South Yarra, Melbourne) and had to stay that way for about 3/4 of a kilometer until someone pulled the buzzer to get off... Then the metlink guys tried to book me for not validating my ticket "when you first got on the tram" (anyone that's used mass transit in Melbourne knows what I'm talking about here), because they didn't have anything in their rules about, what I shall dub, tram-surfing
 
Stupidest thing was getting caught and surrounded by 10 cop cars for shooting out hundreds of car windows, street lights, house windows over a two day fun filled shooting spree. The whole city was looking me and my buddies and we all got into alot of trouble with that one. A nice followup to that was chucking a 40lb boulder through this front window of a house one night which was really stupid but at the time funny. I must have a problem about glass breaking because the trend continued after.

Craziest things happen with cars and plenty of stories their with speeding and near death crashes. But one morning about two years ago in my BMW I came up fast behind behind a guy in a 997 Porsche on the on-ramp and soon we were going 130mph right past the motorcycle cop radaring nut jobs like us. I saw the red lights and knew I was a dead man. When your being chased by the police it's quite a thrill but I was able to escape on next off-ramp and disappear into the suburbs. That wasn't first time either I've outrun the police so I'm 2-0 in a car. I wouldn't recommend it either.
 
teardrop'd the NT4 chat servers of a very popular TV show in my country, that was broadcast live. it was hysterical. watching them scramble and seeing their tech guys come out and look all confused. still have it on VHS tape somewhere. i was a dick.
 
Running across 4 inch beams 40-65' in the air. Was part of my job until I quit after seeing someone do a face plant off a 45' building.

edit: I was also stoned most of the time.
 
Crazy: Gosh, pretty much any of my marriages. The stories would astonish you.

Stupid: Picking a fight with a state trooper. Not a fight like "If you didn't have that badge and that gun I'd kick your ass pig," but a fight like "Fuck your badge and your gun, I'm fixin' to kick your ass pig!" EPIC FAIL.


Frank
 
in 2002 , I was 20 years old. I had a job doing secondary screening ( gate security at O'hare airport.) I was working a double shift that day to pull in some overtime. The united Airlines crew would not let THis woman on the flight. She had a little too much to drink. She was causing a scene at the desk. I told the United Service Desk that I would escort her out of the airport. Since she was in my hands, I told her I just saved her from getting arrested. I booked a room at the O'hare Hilton, Left her in the room, signed out from my shift. Went back to the room and spent the entire night with her. The next morning I bragged to 3 of my friends as they were on their way to work in the morning. No one believed me until I gave them my room number. It was 7 am so she was still asleep. One of my friends stole a vibrator of hers, the other stole her panties. She ended up staying 2 extra nights in town ( she paid for the extra 2 nights.)

Anyway, she has problems now. Her real name is Joy Marquette and she got into some legal trouble a few years ago. I'm not sure if she is still in jail or not.
 
We broke into an old prison(to see the electric chair) and got chased by guards

Fell asleep driving home, woke up in the ditch

Snorting coke off strippers

We used to train jump. IE running along side the trains and jumping on to get rides across town.

Jumping off a 30 foot bridge into 5 feet of water.. over and over.. (you have to land just right) There were tree stumps you have to avoid too

Seeing some gangsta wannabe, shoot some guy in the face at a party.

Taking XTC and acid on a regular basis(at least 100 times)..
 
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