What's the best way to make $500k in 2011

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Money and murder is all I breathe in my life,
It's full of judges and chasin' enemies in the night,
Through the Henny, I see the eyes of the Devil,
G ridin' with extra boxes of bullets and a nine and a shovel

you can be a famous rapper for $500k in 1 year
 
Fuck 5000 fat chicks for $100 each. Or 500 really fat chicks for $1000 each. Because they need love too... but they gotta pay.

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Edit: Damn, someone already had that brialliant biz idea. But I referred to the direct source, with a cool picture.
 
Become a televangelist ... a smart one though so you don't get slung in jail like you deserve, and also you need to find a way to be discrete about your gay ways or you'll end-up being run out of town like ted haggard (pbuh).
 
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here your solution
 
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Isn't it better to be a half-decent looking chick for this than an hairy-arsed dude?

Just asking, might limit the earning potential for some on here yaknow.
 
ph3arfctr said:
How to rob a bank:

Wear a motorcycle helmet the entire time.
Walk in and toss bags to the clerks. Tell them "Fill em"
Shoot one person in the knee to let them know you are serious.
Take the bags, walk out and get on your bike and leave. (must no be your bike)
Drive down the road and pull the bike into a uhaul van. Park in someones driveway.
Pick house lock and drop a few traceable bills under their couch. Lock house.
Steal neighbor's car.
Drive away.
Burn said car.

Did I leave anything out? Any way to trace this back to you? Cover any more tracks you can think of that would send suspicion your direction.

or...

kidnap someone related to some semi famous person that doesn't like working with police. demand a small amount of cash, something they wont miss and isn't worth calling the cops about. $75,000. Repeat a few times.

Works for cousin Donny. But he's a WOW nerd. Only does it once every 3 yrs.
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They would set off a secret alarm and have the cops surrounding the bank before your bags were full.

Plus if you did get out the bank you're picking the house lock in broad daylight as it's during bank opening hours.
 
Go opt for the "DANCING BEAR" parties , u'll earn 100k ..........once you be the BEAR star u'll earn 500K......
 
IMO i think its very possible if you are ready to do the work.build a thousand sites, all e.m.ds and flip them after 3 months on flippa
 
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