What would you do if a doctor cut your dick off?

[danke]

 

[avatar33]

Jesus. This made me shiver. And I don't even have a dick.

Do you happen to have tits? If yes, you know the rules.

 

[1yerrot]

Probably stop smashing women?

Logical enough for me...

 

[EricVonDoobie]

inb4 circumcision trollin'

 

[jenzkc]

Cut off his Dick, show it up his ass then make him suck it, before mounting him on a poll up his ass.

I would go postal if that happened to me.

same

 

[shawnhag]

) i will be rich without dick

touche

 

[loyolabenson]

become a lesbian.

+rep

 

[frenchboy]

I actually thought about this before and the answer is: become some kind of faggot monk that meditates all day and achieve inner peace

 

[Flash4Ever]

I should become richer.
No dick, no more distractions

 

[bluffey]

Ving Rhames knows what to do:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOn1dFmFds]Pulp Fiction - Ving Rhames - YouTube[/ame]

 

[vampiro]

Having your dick amputated is a big deal for youngs... If you are part of the senior citizen age, then I think it would be fine..

 

[handrewrites]

What if it was only a part of your dick?

Dude do you even have a dick? The best part is at the tip.

Anyway I'd become a lesbian and go ass2ass.

 

[Flash4Ever]

Having your dick amputated is a big deal for youngs... If you are part of the senior citizen age, then I think it would be fine..

:bootyshake: Serious?
I want my dick safe and healthy till the end of my days.

 

[1yerrot]

Having your dick amputated is a big deal for youngs... If you are part of the senior citizen age, then I think it would be fine..

LOLWUT?

 

[megatabbers]

I would cut the motherfucker up Kill Bill style. I'd end up in jail for the rest of my life, but who cares, I'd be useless anyway.

 

[ahijodedios]

sew it back on.....my nose