One day when I grow up, I want to have:
- the bank accounts of mont7071
- with the physique of BlokBlok
- with the muscular strength of jeffrey
- SEO skills of Grindstone
- the weapons arsenal of aaronklaw
- the wife of Drew-SellHealth
- the boyish face of .Hack
- the business/Illuminati connections of Jon
- the sexual prowess of Scheme
- the hair of papajohn56
That's why I'm saving up to go to Clown college.