What is worst than...(a joke)



Pablo Francisco!

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Q: How many alziemhers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: To get to the other side.....
 
Q: How many alziemhers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: To get to the other side.....

haha, good one! See what he did there? That is comedy gold.

I think maybe the problem here is that this type of comedy is a little bit highbrow for some people here and a pratt fall or a pie in the face may be more appropriate :)
 
Thankyou very much nickster. Incidentaly, did you know that statistically speaking, six out of seven dwarves aren't happy?
 
A nice valentines one:-

Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Everything's red
Retinal hemorrhage

or

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
and so am I

or

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im in your garden
I have a knife
 
Very good, Nick, very good.

A little contribution to the valentines festivities (in the spirit of WF)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rophynol is cheap
So fuck all of this romantic valentine shit, I'm just going to rape you.