What is the quickest way of making a couple thousand dollars?

loyolabenson said:
ewhore
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Hello friend,

This is true. Good ewhore can make thousands in just week or sometimes even few day with no cost.

It better to be ewhore then whore in life real to make fast money. Once have enough money can use as capital for other method for make money.

Good luck bro
 


go to the local park and collect cans and bottles. I did that one weekend and bagged over 30 lbs of bottles.

profited $75

do that the whole week and make $400 x 4 = $1600 a month
 
JV with Russian mafia and make them build you a proper pharmacy site that sells Viagra and Cialis.

Kidnap Matt Cutts.

Demand ransom in the form of #1 ranking for viagra related terms or Matt gets it..

???

Profit!
 
Try to get some work on odesk or freelancer. Maybe figure out something to sell on fiverr.
 
I can understand what you're going through. I also went through difficult times. But seriously, there's no quick way to make 2000 dollars.

Get an idea. And search for Joint Venture partners who can invest in that idea. Try Internet Marketing forums.

Learn the following things in your laser time -
1. HTML (Basic)
2. WordPress (Basic)
3. SEO (Advanced. Only this knowledge can make you a lot)

Most of all, be patient.

Good luck.
 
You need to buy 1,000 pairs of baby shoes from China. now these aint just any type of baby shoes, these are gunna have fake ass Gucci and Louis Vutton logos, sesame street, or unicorns all over them.

Next you are gunna signup to eBay and resell them for $5.99 a pair(also charge $4.00 fee for s&h) baby shoes dont weigh shit so we are gunna be making a killing here w shipping. you will get rich brah!

remember to send me some money when you are Gerber ballin'
 
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I dunno, kids today. They think the Internet is the magical answer to everything.

In my day, selling weed was the fast moneymaker of choice for the cash-strapped 17 year old. Get half a nine-bar on tic, divide up, profit, rinse, repeat.

Just resist the temptation to smoke the lot if you like your kneecaps.





(not that I'd actually know anything personally about the above subject. Oh, and don't actually do the above, because it probably won't turn out well and is illegal.)
 
You could quickly get an ugly girlfriend who has a job and an apartment, and then mooch off of her for a couple of years. Don't get her pregnant though. Unless you fall in love.
 
oldgym said:
go to the local park and collect cans and bottles. I did that one weekend and bagged over 30 lbs of bottles.

profited $75

do that the whole week and make $400 x 4 = $1600 a month
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This but fuck parks.

Just head over to your local college campus every friday/ saturday/ sunday morning and make 10times as much in a third of the time.
 
Dont discount the selling drugs option ... This can be a very good option if you do it in moderation and just make the money you need and get out.

The odds of getting caught when you are this small of an operation are slim. If you get greedy and try to stay and make more then you are almost guaranteed to get busted at some point.
 
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