What Happened to Yahoo?

[Andrew Scherer]

If you accept that the universe is truly infinite, then every conceivable scenario (as well as inconceivable) does in fact exist somewhere else. It has to, for the universe is infinite, so at some point whatever it is you imagine would have to exist somewhere. For instance, somewhere in the great wide universe, a man that looks exactly like me with a house exactly like mine is responding to a message exactly like this, but his name is actually Blarfintripe.

Oh and the vBulletin theme on Wickedfire is all bright and polka dotted.





And Blarfintripe has two dicks.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Then answer me this if Blarfintripe has two penises does that mean he's having sex with a girl with two vaginas?

Or is one penis for one girl and the other penis for another girl?

If the latter, would simultaneous double insertion be possible

Lastly, when I die how can I ensure that I'm reincarnated in this alternate universe

Review copy pls

 

[-God-]

I've never used Yahoo as a search tool. I remember the first time I used it and was like, "fuck I just want to search, leave me alone."

Yahoo, are idiots. Plain and simple. And that article highlights the closed minded thinking of the the ego that was Yahoo.

I think the funniest thing that Yahoo ever did, that quite strangely isn't mentioned in that article, is show Google results in their own engine and give Google the leg up they needed to get into the public's thinking. Also amusing is that they did it because they thought some geeky uni kids had a quite cool way of filtering search results and it improved their search function!

It's quite ironic that they helped Google to become their cause of death, although clearly management and a retarded culture helped. Oh, and not buying Google when they had the chance. They're a great example of why stupidity doesn't get rewarded.

 

[river]

It's too bad, Yahoo seems easier to SEO in my experience. I'm easily holding the #1 spot for a phrase that ranks #16 in Google. All it took was a few spun blog blasts and a web 2.0 linkwheel. More visits and more conversion from Yahoo.