What do you tell people you do?

BabyGotBacklink said:
It is worse here in Mexico because they are at least 10 years behind on the whole internet revolution so like my little old Mexican housekeeper thinks I'm addicted to video games . I don't know why that bothers me but it's made me try and explain myself to her several times. She just says "si, si señora" and looks uncomfortable. But she is thinking "How can you get money out of that screen? Lazy american woman just wants to play games all day while I clean her house" lol
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Maaan has my answer to this evolved over the years. What I say now is sterile and not very sexy at all, but it's concise and get's the point across. With all the glazed-over eyes I usually get when I start describing my work, concise and to the point is just fine with me.

I own a few successful websites.
or...
People hire me to make websites, traffic and sales online.

As for what I say to women at bars; 'You can leave your car here, we'll take mine.'
 
jryan54 said:
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she's been vetted.

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I make websites = Web Designer or Web Developer
SEO = Internet Marketing or Online Advertising
I kill people = Hitman or Contract Killer
etc.

I find some humor in the decline of people's social skills as they spend too much time on the internet.
 
Ask them if they have seen the Wiz of Oz. Say you know the guy behind the curtain? Thats me, I am not defined by a job description but I am a process, an evolution of the digital medium. With slight increases in the underworld ecosystem I can make Google think anything I work on is relevant information. I can also bring down big brands with negative digital manipulation, so its always best to be courteous in my line of work.
 
"Internet".

It's quite comical watching some of the conclusions people jump to when you just say "internet", and that's it.
 
I've learned its easier to tell people I'm unemployed. Then I don't have to explain a damn thing to them and they probably feel bad about bringing it up in the first place.
 
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