Want to prevent cancer???

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So you're saying, smoke 30 packs of cigarretes a day, and surround myself with computer screens opened up and that protective layer inside taken out, and inhale lungfulls of asbestos but eat three almonds a day?
 
Cancer shmancer.. I'm too much of a smoking connoisseur to give it up just yet.

You know that commercial with the guy in the shower cleaning his trac in his throat? Every non-smoker I know getting all creeped out from it, but me, the first thing I said was "well, there goes his singing career".. I found it morbidly amusing.

Seems most things these days will give you cancer, especially the fun stuff. Like standing too close to the microwave. Breathing in toxic fumes. Swimming in a polluted lake. Living in LA or NYC. Where the hell is everyone's sense of adventure?!
 
Well, I tried the whole cancer thing out already and it's not all it's cracked up to be. Sorry for the bad news smokers.

But why almonds instead of vitamin C tablets?
 
Seems most things these days will give you cancer, especially the fun stuff. Like standing too close to the microwave. Breathing in toxic fumes. Swimming in a polluted lake. Living in LA or NYC. Where the hell is everyone's sense of adventure?!
Hear hear!
 
Dying / diseased smokers are cool.
My mom worked as a nurse and you could see the smokers who had just had their (urghhhssss..dictionary!) layrnx taken out smoking through their artificial voice box.

When I worked in surgery, we'd have those smokers whou would get their legs taken taken off in slices. Every few months or even weeks, a new slice would be taken off. A toe.. two toes... front foot..foot... lower leg, upper leg....

They were the ones standing on crutches outside of the building smoking their heart out.

:smokin:

::emp::
 
Jon said:
Cancer shmancer.. I'm too much of a smoking connoisseur to give it up just yet.

You know that commercial with the guy in the shower cleaning his trac in his throat? Every non-smoker I know getting all creeped out from it, but me, the first thing I said was "well, there goes his singing career".. I found it morbidly amusing.

Seems most things these days will give you cancer, especially the fun stuff. Like standing too close to the microwave. Breathing in toxic fumes. Swimming in a polluted lake. Living in LA or NYC. Where the hell is everyone's sense of adventure?!

how long have you been smoking?
 
I used to smoke lots of cigars, sometimes 3-4 a day. It got to the point where it just wasn't interesting anymore so I stopped.
 
haha

Well I am a wierd one I guess... but they do say its actually an oil thats in the almonds that do it...

I have suffered from PTSD and Anxiety/Panic Attacks for the past few years, since I got out of the service. I was actually admitted for a week one time because I felt a sore in my mouth and thought I had cancer and my body went into the fight or flight syndrome.lol...

I am a hell of a lot better now, I just started saying F@#$ It, If people quit doing what they enjoy then they will die of boredom or the feeling of uselessness. Now i am not saying I dont have anxietys still but they dont escalate into full blown panic attacks.

And smoking causing cancer, well, maybe,, but like the dr's I talked to its all about your genetic makeup. If everyone in your family tree has had cancer then your close to damn sure you will have it also. If noone in your family has had cancer then you may not get it. Could, but the percentages are not in your favor.

Hell I have heard eggs causing heart disease, hot dogs causing cancer, cigars, dip , cigs, alcohol and the list goes on and on.

Hm, take tobbacco out of your life and then take away hot dogs,eggs, coffee, alcohol and you will see a lot of zombies walking around.lmao

And look at george burns,, he was like a 102 yrs old and he said he had been eating egg sandwiches and smoking cigars since he was 12.. .. so 90 yrs of smoking cigars and no cancer
 
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LOL Also drink some benzene for good measure :485:
I heard that if you mix benzene with that neato juice inside those freezer packs, it makes coke cola flavored wine! I'll start having that with my morning breakfast of toast with aspartame on it.
 
I read somewhere that living in LA is the equivalent of smoking over a pack of cigarettes a day. I am a smoker and I fucking love it.

Compare the U.S. to other countries where the rates of lung cancer are very low and EVERYBODY smokes. Eating fast food is way worse for you than smoking cigarettes.
 
madawgz said:
how long have you been smoking?
Only for about 4-5 years now.. I smoke about 10 or less cigarettes a day. Camel Filters or Camel Turkish Gold. I have a lot of catching up to do! Need to be the first on my block with some black lungs!
 
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