Start eating THREE Almonds everyday....and you wont get cancer!
no joke!
source: Edgar Cayce
thank me later!
no joke!
source: Edgar Cayce
thank me later!

GuyFromOz said:Can I keep smoking?
Hear hear!Seems most things these days will give you cancer, especially the fun stuff. Like standing too close to the microwave. Breathing in toxic fumes. Swimming in a polluted lake. Living in LA or NYC. Where the hell is everyone's sense of adventure?!
Jon said:Cancer shmancer.. I'm too much of a smoking connoisseur to give it up just yet.
You know that commercial with the guy in the shower cleaning his trac in his throat? Every non-smoker I know getting all creeped out from it, but me, the first thing I said was "well, there goes his singing career".. I found it morbidly amusing.
Seems most things these days will give you cancer, especially the fun stuff. Like standing too close to the microwave. Breathing in toxic fumes. Swimming in a polluted lake. Living in LA or NYC. Where the hell is everyone's sense of adventure?!
J-Tag said:So you're saying, smoke 30 packs of cigarretes a day, and surround myself with computer screens opened up and that protective layer inside taken out, and inhale lungfulls of asbestos but eat three almonds a day?
I heard that if you mix benzene with that neato juice inside those freezer packs, it makes coke cola flavored wine! I'll start having that with my morning breakfast of toast with aspartame on it.$5 Submissions said:LOL Also drink some benzene for good measure :485:
Only for about 4-5 years now.. I smoke about 10 or less cigarettes a day. Camel Filters or Camel Turkish Gold. I have a lot of catching up to do! Need to be the first on my block with some black lungs!madawgz said:how long have you been smoking?