Venting...

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I've dated so many girls it's stupid... I mean, just hideous amounts of women.

But now, I have a girlfriend, which I usually enjoy having. This girl... I love her, so much... She means the world to me.





...That being said, there are times when I just want to grab her by her hair and throw her through a glass plate fucking wall, head first, 10 stories up.

Love is grand isn't it? I'm having a moment where I sit and ponder, wondering what I should do and where things will go...

I'd marry this girl, and It isn't that I have horrible judgement, nor do I settle, or get 'trapped'. I just literally love half of her, and want to fight the other half, so I obviously need to re-think this a little harder.

No replies needed I suppose, I just needed to vent a little so I can cool down... As a matter of fact, fuck it, let's turn this into a venting thread.

Women got you pissed? Vent here.
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cool story bro did you run out of pages in your diary

Yeah, I did. If the fling with your mom wasn't so fucking drawn out and freaky, I could have written about it in much less space...

... seriously another 'woman problems' thread... seriously move the fuck on.

Aww, sorry, I forgot, the 'Shooting the Shit' section is for what you want to read, not what others want to say... And the 'Vent' icon must be talking about those nifty little bathroom fan vents that suck up the stench of your asshole and pump it outside, right?
 
Yeah, I did. If the fling with your mom wasn't so fucking drawn out and freaky, I could have written about it in much less space...

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Touche. lol

I'm calmer now... I come here of all places because I know I get kicked in the nuts here and it actually helps... We're all a little fucked up like that, I think that's why we're all here.

I don't hate you homo's for talking shit. I actually love you guys for it.

I just get pissed and have no kittens to take it out on, so I figured you guys would talk a little shit and put me in a better mood.

Maybe I should be fucking you all instead of chicks...
 
i felt the same way until she cheated on me. you guys are going to love this story.

the whole time we were going out she had a penpal soldier in iraq for a college english project. i thought it was cute cause he's a jarhead and needs a little loving from here. i knew he wasn't gonna come here and she won't like him since he's with sand niggas and prob gonna get psychologically fucked up. anyways 5 months later she starts acting weird and i started seeing her less and noticed she didnt wanna fuck me anymore saying she had her period and shit.

well she wasn't being sincere with me so i have to return the favor. so i phished her myspace account and that motherfucking soldier came back from iraq the same week we stopped fucking. i guess she felt guilty. long story short i booted that bitch she's been married with that cunt for 1 year and they are planning on having kids and shit.

Lesson : never let your girl penpal or text alot with an unknown male
 
Lesson : never let your girl penpal or text alot with an unknown male

Yeah, lesson learned. I boot a chick as soon as it gets to the 'penpal' thing. I know how it is, because I've done all the bad shit myself, so I pay way too fucking much attention.

It's a good thing cuz it stops me from getting fucked over, but it sucks because you have to realize at some point that EVERYONE lies a little. So when you notice it, you just end up losing faith in people.

I learned when I was 15 that you don't date girls that are close with other males. It will never ever ever end well, no matter how long they've 'been friends'.

I think of it like this... The longer that dude has been your friend, the more he wants to fuck you.

Maybe I'm too cynical, but oh well. Shitty story dude.
 
Yeah, lesson learned. I boot a chick as soon as it gets to the 'penpal' thing. I know how it is, because I've done all the bad shit myself, so I pay way too fucking much attention.

It's a good thing cuz it stops me from getting fucked over, but it sucks because you have to realize at some point that EVERYONE lies a little. So when you notice it, you just end up losing faith in people.

I learned when I was 15 that you don't date girls that are close with other males. It will never ever ever end well, no matter how long they've 'been friends'.

I think of it like this... The longer that dude has been your friend, the more he wants to fuck you.

Maybe I'm too cynical, but oh well. Shitty story dude.

Yea it's w/e. I like independent chicks. Like cougars and older women. I don't like to deal with that texting/facebook all day shit and chick that doesn't know what she wants to do with her life. That's why I like Miami. It's full of hot ass South American women who are in advertising agencies and know what they wanna be and alot of sugarmamas :banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml: