True love

[JamesH]

Saw this is #cakes and I lost all productivity for the remainder of the evening...

 

[prince]

 

[Jsmith]

"Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies."

I almost shit my pants from laughing so hard.

 

[Jsmith]

Here's the dude's myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118833657

 

[LazyHippy]

Your a lucky man.

The misses looks a little like Andy from little Britain.

PMSL!

 

[Lanch]

Finally....Finally, I found something interesting to spend the whole evening.

BTW, That dude's got a feature which suggests he's going to cry in a second or something.

 

[grafixguru36]

Jabba the Hut IS real?

 

[omgyams]

Best one-liners ever.

True or not - impressive linkbait.

 

[filthy123]

haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa thats proper!

 

[lem72]

I thought 2 chicks 1 cup was a weird fetish

 

[Jizzlobber]

True love...

 

[turbolapp]

Um can I weigh in (no pun intended) with a little female addition here? He's no catch.

I'd say they are equivalent.

 

[BlueYonder]

Here's the dude's myspace

MySpace.com - Chris the Freak - 21 - Male - Ninety Six, South Carolina - www.myspace.com/118833657

Ugly people can't help the way they look, but the horrible MySpace page is the perfect accessory for the unattractive. The worst I've ever seen.

As for the film, Gwyneth Paltrow isn't particularly gorgeous, and Jack Black isn't particularly ugly, so it's kind of a misfire.

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

I laughed my ass off until I deemed that it was fake after reading his post on page 4 :

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

Shit just sounds fake.

 

[PhillipMarlow]

Sweet merciful fuck.

 

[Ruck]

I got 13 pages in and had to stop. Invisible, I cannot imagine the sheer excitement you felt during pre-post WF of this disgusting shit.

This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God.

Truest statement throughout that thread.

 

[SuperDave2U]

First page he says he's glad he lost his virginity that night...

A bit further down the same page he says he married because of a baby on the way...

Either he's full of shit or he's REALLY fucked. Have fun with another guys kid, buddy.

 

[invisible777]

I got 13 pages in and had to stop. Invisible, I cannot imagine the sheer excitement you felt during pre-post WF of this disgusting shit.



Truest statement throughout that thread.

LOL. To be honest I was surprised it was not posted already.

 

[MyOwnDemon]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound OF MY DICK SCREAMING!

^ made me lol

But, yeah that thread is most likely fake - dude is just too ignorant about it, and as SuperDave said he does contradict himself. Said he lost his virginity on his wedding night but then says he married her cause he knocked her up.

Still hilarious though

 

[Rage9]

Oh and congrats man! Tell us about when you lost your virginity!

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

I can't stop fucking laughing!