Took the family to disney

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Im on an adrenaline high right now. Just got back from a trip to Orlando to visit Disney with the family.

Rode SpaceMountain, Rock N Roller Coaster, Tower of Terror, and Everest. These rides were pretty good, but I am looking for something more thrilling.

Thinking about going on a thrill seeking trip with the family soon, visiting the best theme park rides in the USA...

What are your favorite rides and in what parks?

Thanks,
Cryptix
 


Diamondback, Top Gun, Flight of Fear, and The Racers at Kings Island.

Top Thrill Dragster and tons of other ones at Cedar Point. Both are within 4 hours of each other and between the two you can ride like 75% of the best roller coasters in the country.
 
Jesus Christ....

I think I just found my cure.

Kingda Ka -
With a height of 456 feet, a drop of 418 feet, and a speed of 128 mph, this mighty beast is the tallest and fastest in the United States.

Read more: http://attractions.uptake.com/blog/top-10-roller-coasters-4014.html#ixzz16w1hJGAl


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Diamondback, Top Gun, Flight of Fear, and The Racers at Kings Island.

Top Thrill Dragster and tons of other ones at Cedar Point. Both are within 4 hours of each other and between the two you can ride like 75% of the best roller coasters in the country.

+1 for cedar point
 
Diamondback, Top Gun, Flight of Fear, and The Racers at Kings Island.

Top Thrill Dragster and tons of other ones at Cedar Point. Both are within 4 hours of each other and between the two you can ride like 75% of the best roller coasters in the country.


holy shit, I think Im gonna have to do this soon. Thanks!

Out here we got Six Flags, Disneyland, and Knott's Berry farm, which are all very meh IMO
 
Jesus Christ....

I think I just found my cure.

Kingda Ka -
With a height of 456 feet, a drop of 418 feet, and a speed of 128 mph, this mighty beast is the tallest and fastest in the United States.

Read more: Top 10 Roller Coasters in America


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It's a pretty sweet ride, but get there once the park opens, or be prepared to wait in 3-4 hour lines. The ride constantly "breaks down"...but for the most part it just needs time to cool off and then it's back up and running. that delays the huge line even longer. other than that, it's a pretty sweet ride.
 
Jesus Christ....

I think I just found my cure.

Kingda Ka -
With a height of 456 feet, a drop of 418 feet, and a speed of 128 mph, this mighty beast is the tallest and fastest in the United States.

Read more: Top 10 Roller Coasters in America


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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that. I went on Xcelerator at Knott's Berry Farm and nearly shit a brick. It's only 205 ft. high.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kejiCU19d3I]YouTube - Xcelerator @ Knott's Berry Farm[/ame]
 
Anybody try the Cyclone in Coney Island? It's the world's biggest, or in the top five I think.

SpaceMountain at Disney is a pretty impressive coaster. Not for its size, but because it's in the dark. I remember getting pretty well tossed on that thing, and staggering off with glasses askew and a boob hanging out of the bra. lulz

The best part of Walt Disneyword: The Polynesian Village. It was so much like Hawaii. Haha! I think the best theme park of all is EPCOT Center.
 
Busch Gardens in Williamsburg has the Griffon + Apollo's Chariot. 2 of the best.

Griffon:

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVyxMGSdvZw]YouTube - Griffon Front Row Seat on-ride widescreen POV Busch Gardens Williamsburg[/ame]
 
Fuck rollercoasters. I've always hated them. I used to think the Disney ones were alright, then while I was working on one some poor kid got his head bashed in and never made it to the exit. He was there as a birthday present for graduating high school.

Okay, I'm done killing the mood here. Just remember that the maintenance team in charge of checking those things out at night is probably comprised of meth heads.
 
SpaceMountain at Disney is a pretty impressive coaster. Not for its size, but because it's in the dark. I remember getting pretty well tossed on that thing, and staggering off with glasses askew and a boob hanging out of the bra. lulz

Disney World's Space Mountain...never ride it with the lights on, it will ruin it. The coaster is built really close together, it looks like if you raise your hands, your hands will be cut off. In general though, it is a tiny coaster with just a lot of ups, downs and quick turns.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXyTPdOjWlo"]YouTube - Space Mountain (WDW) with the lights on POV![/ame]
 
Haven't been on many coasters but I've never liked the atmosphere or ride itself on any coaster more than The Hulk at Universal Studios. Unfortunately besides that and duelling dragons there aren't many other good rides there.

Busch Gardens, Tampa Bay, has three or four really good coasters. No cool waiting rooms like for The Hulk but the rides are fantastic.
 
Goliath is awesome. At one point of the ride, you'll actually lose eye-sight. Some lost it before me, but on one of the last sharp right turns towards the end I couldn't see for a couple seconds.