This is why having a wife can be iritating



Saw this in the lobby and I had to wonder if it was planned:

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Hmmm... Hopefully all marriages don't end up this way... :ugone2far:
 
The whole being persuasive by not asking is nice and all.
Or you could prevent having to do all that forever by throwing the biggest tantrum of your life the first time she rejects sex.

We're talking water works, fist shaking, cussing out god, driving your car through the front door. Make a nice big spectacle out of it and you'll be getting it in every time :)

Yeah, may work, depending on a woman, but then its not going to be the same when she is doing it just to get done and go to bed. At least for me its not. :)

Most women are hornier then men. Acting the same way can work out. Don't ask for anything for a month and when she will figure out thats its about time for her to start asking, act the same way. Just say "I'm too tired", lay down and wait till she'll speak up or complain and make your point. Once again, it depends on a wife for this plan to work too.
 
all this bad advice in this thread about getting laid with wife/girlfriend/whatever.

All you fucks need to do to get some easy pussy anytime is what I do a couple times a week when im horny as fuck:






























































































Call up Op's Wife to fuck while he thinks shes "studying late".
 
I'll give you all the secret to getting laid onDemand:

Learn how to eat good punani.

I could wake up my girl right now at 5:27am and start eating her out and I guarantee she'd be riding me like a bronco in 20 minutes.

Toe curling will give any man the keys to their emotional kingdom.
 
Pussy shit. Period.

No girl wants you to ask for sex..If you are asking you might as well pull down you pants and jerk off your he-pussy in the mirror.
 
This topic made my day and gave a lot to think about :)))) Hahahahaaaaaa

Great, now show us your boobs please. This is the policy for newcomers, regardless of gender. However, based on the fact that you're using a 6-digit ICQ number, I'm a little worried on how low these boobs will hang.