This is kind of fucked up...

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I watched a horrific TV program last year, one part of it was about tiny river fish in certain parts of the world who have be known to swim up the line of urine of someone pissing in the river, forcing themselves into their victims japs-eye...

It sounded very far fetched and I seriously doubt it, but apparently it's happened a few times :ugone2far:
 
I watched a horrific TV program last year, one part of it was about tiny river fish in certain parts of the world who have be known to swim up the line of urine of someone pissing in the river, forcing themselves into their victims japs-eye...

It sounded very far fetched and I seriously doubt it, but apparently it's happened a few times :ugone2far:

It's called the Candiru fish. It's a myth the fish can literally swim up a stream of urine from someone pissing off the bank of the river, but it will lodge itself in your urethra, though they say there is only one documented case.

Candiru - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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95% probability fake
5% probability the kids a fucking nympho and has been doing that dick stretching shit and intentionally put a fish up there and couldnt get it out
 
95% probability fake
5% probability the kids a fucking nympho and has been doing that dick stretching shit and intentionally put a fish up there and couldnt get it out


Other way round. 95% he's a weirdo.

I have doctors friends who've worked in A&E and told me the tales. It's really quite incredible what people will stuff into their orifices and then claim go their by accident.

Btw, the doctors never believe it's an "accident".
 
so i was trying to have sex with a fish cause i am a gay fish
and then
it had sex back.

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