This Colombian Hooker Worth $800? [PICS]

This Colombian Hooker Worth $800? [PICS]

  • Yes

    Votes: 11 26.8%
  • 800 pesos maybe

    Votes: 30 73.2%

  • Total voters
    41


lol at all the 'elbows too pointy' comments.


She is beautiful. The fact that you are looking at personal pics and not professional photographs retouched in Photoshop by a professional is the difference between her, and any other cover-girl you might see. And $800 isn't too crazy for a WEEKEND with a high class escort who can chew with her mouth closed and speaks good English. She likely will have a university degree, or at least have attended college. Plus, she is probably the difference between paying $300 for an eight ball and paying $50..

Edited: Her eyes are a little too small and nose a little too big to be completely beautiful, but she is still drop dead. Also, I'm sure you could get her for $200-400... but still... if you are coming in with the president they will know it and gauge the price.
 
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lol at all the 'elbows too pointy' comments.


She is beautiful. The fact that you are looking at personal pics and not professional photographs retouched in Photoshop by a professional is the difference between her, and any other cover-girl you might see. And $800 isn't too crazy for a WEEKEND with a high class escort who can chew with her mouth closed and speaks good English. She likely will have a university degree, or at least have attended college. Plus, she is probably the difference between paying $300 for an eight ball and paying $50..

Edited: Her eyes are a little too small and nose a little too big to be completely beautiful, but she is still drop dead. Also, I'm sure you could get her for $200-400... but still... if you are coming in with the president they will know it and gauge the price.

You are a real man greenleaves. You know how to talk about female body. You know how to appreciate female body and how to rate it.

Now I want you to rate my body. I will PM you my naked pictures. Please don't be too harsh on me. Just want to know if I'm still hot at my 67. Rate my raisins-like tits! Please do not rate my vagina as it is currently infected and doesn't look nice. Thanks
 
You are a real man greenleaves. You know how to talk about female body. You know how to appreciate female body and how to rate it.

Now I want you to rate my body. I will PM you my naked pictures. Please don't be too harsh on me. Just want to know if I'm still hot at my 67. Rate my raisins-like tits! Please do not rate my vagina as it is currently infected and doesn't look nice. Thanks

I'd love to accept your flattery. But unfortunately you are a woman and female votes don't vote. Now go make your husband a hammich or something... we are talking guy talk here, ok tuts?
 
I'd love to accept your flattery. But unfortunately you are a woman and female votes don't vote. Now go make your husband a hammich or something... we are talking guy talk here, ok tuts?

Sexist post. I vote ban. Shit, forgot I cannot vote.

Faceblogger honey, do something, I feel greenleaves was offensive towards me.
 
Many of you who replied should know that 800$ was meant to be OVERNIGHT, nit HOURLY rate.
 
hey I just thought of a good idea: lets make it illegal to have sex with someone in exchange for money

fuckin genius
 
Yeah that was a nightly rate and not uncommon. The escorts in Colombia, charge up to $1,500 for a weekend with higher profile nationals. Many of which are part of the drug trade.

Many of these girls could easily be models. They charge that because they know they are gorgeous and desired. Lets face it many girls in Colombia are simply drop dead gorgeous.

They get paid more than a doc or lawyer. No secret there.
 

"Not knowing he worked for Mr. Obama but figuring he was a well-heeled foreigner, she said, she told him $800."

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/w...ret-service-scandal.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&hp

I bolded "she said" because I'm 99% sure la puta is lying and original price was nothing like $800. Refer to:

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/155787-what-really-happened-colombian-hooker.html
 
Does anyone live or have previously lived in this wonderful South American country? Cuz I'm going.
 
Does anyone live or have previously lived in this wonderful South American country? Cuz I'm going.

No, but my current GF is from there and I have been with other women from there. It is not a myth, they have something in their genes that makes them amazingly beautiful.

Funny thing, right next door, in Panama, women are squat aborigine and ugly as fuck. The hot chicks in panama are generally imported from Colombia :338:

Go there, I'm sure you will like it. Something I also like about Colombia is the hustle people have. I've never been to a place where EVERYONE had so much hustle. It feels fucking alive!
 
No, but my current GF is from there and I have been with other women from there. It is not a myth, they have something in their genes that makes them amazingly beautiful.

Funny thing, right next door, in Panama, women are squat aborigine and ugly as fuck. The hot chicks in panama are generally imported from Colombia :338:

Go there, I'm sure you will like it. Something I also like about Colombia is the hustle people have. I've never been to a place where EVERYONE had so much hustle. It feels fucking alive!

This.

My wife is from Medellin, and ive been there a few times. They really have such a huge percentage of hot to ugly. Not all cities are like the mind u but a lot of them are. And spot on with people there all hustlin. Not to mention hearing them tell jokes or stories lol.